Cure for boredom...

[raverboi1784]

This is what happens when you get bored. My friend Adri (WrittenInSarcasm) was using the com, and I got bored and went to bug her. She asked me to write funny stuff to her blonde friend, so I did. This is what was said, enjoy:

Note: The person named Tyler mentioned in the passage below is WrittenInSarcasm's ex-bf... So, that should explain some things...

WrittenInSarcasm: i heart butt sex
WrittenInSarcasm: but...not with tyler[-
Jaylene12993: lol
Jaylene12993: ok
WrittenInSarcasm: is that wrong of me?
Jaylene12993: idk
Jaylene12993: no yes idk
WrittenInSarcasm: ok...i donn't heart butt lovin...
WrittenInSarcasm: well...maybe
WrittenInSarcasm: ....i like poop
Jaylene12993: lol
WrittenInSarcasm: too much, huh?
WrittenInSarcasm: forget i never said that
WrittenInSarcasm: er...typed
Jaylene12993: ok
Jaylene12993: im srry
Jaylene12993: all thoes things u saed 2 tyler where they true
WrittenInSarcasm: about?
Jaylene12993: just asking u dont have 2 answer
WrittenInSarcasm: about??
Jaylene12993: u & him
WrittenInSarcasm: him and i...?
WrittenInSarcasm: what?
WrittenInSarcasm: yes...i'm pregnant
Jaylene12993: like u never loved him & stuf like that
Jaylene12993: u r
Jaylene12993: by him
WrittenInSarcasm: but don't worry, i'm getting an abortion tomorrow
Jaylene12993: what
Jaylene12993: ok
Jaylene12993: is it his
WrittenInSarcasm: behind the church
WrittenInSarcasm: after church
Jaylene12993: is it his
WrittenInSarcasm: by the pastor
WrittenInSarcasm: i'm paying him mad g's
Jaylene12993: whos baby
Jaylene12993: tylers & urs
WrittenInSarcasm: yes
WrittenInSarcasm: don't tell him
WrittenInSarcasm: keep it on the DL
WrittenInSarcasm: yuyn]
WrittenInSarcasm: \sorry, my monkey was typing
WrittenInSarcasm: yiuuh-l\
Jaylene12993: he doesnt no
WrittenInSarcasm: iupyioiu\
WrittenInSarcasm: no the monkey doesnt fucking know!!!
Jaylene12993: no tyler dont
WrittenInSarcasm: right
WrittenInSarcasm: he doesn't know
Jaylene12993: omg ok i wont tell him
WrittenInSarcasm: so, shhh
WrittenInSarcasm: good, or i am so gonna kixk your ass
WrittenInSarcasm: kick
Jaylene12993: ok
WrittenInSarcasm: oh god...
Jaylene12993: what
WrittenInSarcasm: i think i'm having contractions right now...
WrittenInSarcasm: !!!
Jaylene12993: r u ok
WrittenInSarcasm: owwwwww!
WrittenInSarcasm: fuck
WrittenInSarcasm: I never learned lamaze
WrittenInSarcasm: ooh, that was a bad one shit
Jaylene12993: ur ok
WrittenInSarcasm: Im ok now
Jaylene12993: ok
WrittenInSarcasm: i think it passed...
WrittenInSarcasm: i think i just had to fart
Jaylene12993: ok
WrittenInSarcasm: do you smell anything?
Jaylene12993: no
WrittenInSarcasm: cuz i just let out a really bad one
WrittenInSarcasm: no its probably not contractions then
WrittenInSarcasm: but it's big enough to be a baby
WrittenInSarcasm: haha
WrittenInSarcasm: uh-oh...that was a wet one
Jaylene12993: hehe
WrittenInSarcasm: brb
WrittenInSarcasm: gotta clean up
Jaylene12993: ok
WrittenInSarcasm: ok, back...sorry
WrittenInSarcasm: so...what do you think about tyler?
WrittenInSarcasm: and my baby?
Jaylene12993: idk
WrittenInSarcasm: well...soon to be dead baby
Jaylene12993: he would be a good dad
WrittenInSarcasm: seriously...i wanna know
Jaylene12993: but ur haveing a thing
WrittenInSarcasm: really? you think?
Jaylene12993: & ur not telling him
WrittenInSarcasm: i always thought he could hit someone if he got mad
WrittenInSarcasm: not good for a kid to be around
Jaylene12993: no not is kid he wounldnt i no thay
WrittenInSarcasm: hmm...
WrittenInSarcasm: did he ever tell you about us?
Jaylene12993: what about
WrittenInSarcasm: i dunno...just what we did?
WrittenInSarcasm: you know...for a cute guy...i was surprised how small he was...
Jaylene12993: he told me alot of things
WrittenInSarcasm: if you get my drift
Jaylene12993: i do
WrittenInSarcasm: sometimes i was sooo bored...
WrittenInSarcasm: like...is it in yet?
WrittenInSarcasm: no? damn! i have to go home, fucker!
WrittenInSarcasm: haha
Jaylene12993: hehe
WrittenInSarcasm: and sometimes...he couldn't get it up
WrittenInSarcasm: what's up with that, irhgt?
WrittenInSarcasm: *right
Jaylene12993: ya
WrittenInSarcasm: he's a young guy, but whatever
WrittenInSarcasm: sometimes...while we were doing it....
WrittenInSarcasm: i would think about you
Jaylene12993: he never told me this
Jaylene12993: u wounld
Jaylene12993: would*
WrittenInSarcasm: once or twice
WrittenInSarcasm: is that weird?
Jaylene12993: idk
Jaylene12993: no
Jaylene12993: not relly
WrittenInSarcasm: would you ever think about me?
Jaylene12993: i did 1ns
Jaylene12993: it was wierd
WrittenInSarcasm: yeah...it's all good tho
Jaylene12993: lol
WrittenInSarcasm: by the way, this is TOTALLY written in sarcasm
WrittenInSarcasm: as in...i'm david
WrittenInSarcasm: hi