Jun 23, 2005 00:15
So today the RUDEST fucking old lady I have ever met in my entire life comes up to the counter!
First, to get our attention while our manager was talking to us, she yells, "Knock! Knock!" Seriously? That fucking bitch could wait a few minutes!
So I go out to help her, and the whole time she's being very short with me. Almost demanding about what she wants, as opposed to telling me, or asking me for help. When she finds out how much it is ($73 at half off with tax), she freaks. She says, "I don't like it. It's too much. Why is it so much?"
I go, "That's just how much everything costs." What the hell does she want me to say? She says, "Well, show me something else. I'm not paying that."
She already picked like one of the cheapest frames we had, so I told her she was pretty much fucked unless she wanted to lose the mat. But she bitched and complained about that, so she didn't want to. So I tell her she can get a ready made frame, and order a mat for that. I tell her where they are, and of course, she wants me to show her!
Now, this is something a lot of people do, and it's sooo annoying. My directions aren't vague, I give you aisle numbers, and usually in the framing dept, it's just a couple of aisles over!!! You can walk that far, fuckers! But no, people want to be taken by the hand....and because this lady's old, it takes her a fuckin' year and a half to catch up to me!!!
So I show her where they are, and even tho the prices are right next to the frames, she continually asks, "How much is it?"
So she finally picks one out, and we go back to ring up her mat order. I'm waiting for her paperwork to print out and another lady comes up with a quick question. She just wants to know where something is...
So as I begin to tell her, the old lady cuts in and says, "Excuse me! We'll be done here in just a second!" The lady was taken aback, and gave a nervous laugh.
I couldn't believe she had just done that! I looked at the old lady and said, "Ma'am, I'm waiting for your paperwork to print up, it'll be a few minutes. I can help her." Bitch!
The other lady leaves, and I start ringing the old fucker up. As I take her information for the computer, she spells out easy words...like her last name 'West', like I'm dumb or something! She starts to write a check, and continuously complains about how her handwriting would be better if she hadn't been driving...driving apparently makes her shaky...to which I kept thinking, "Old people should not be on the road..."
And then she left....to wreak havoc on the rest of the world...
But seriously, worst old lady ever!!! Satan's grandmother is what she was...