oh really, sandra?

May 24, 2006 15:35



Stalking is illegal. raveonyergrave confronts akuyuni.

akuyuni is stalking raveonyergrave

akuyuni’s REAL name :
Hsiu Scarlet

akuyuni’s REAL DOB :
03rd September 1972

Height :173 cm
Weight : 47.9 kg

akuyuni has dreamt about you :
7 times

akuyuni became interested in you :
27th May 2003

akuyuni’s latest dream about you

raveonyergrave is awoken by the heavy breathing of akuyuni who is sitting on your bed stroking a fat ginger cat. Your stalker winks at you and pat’s you on the groin whilst you attempt to cower in horror beneath your bed linen.

This is how akuyuni describes your relationship behind your back

‘We’ll be together forever. I know it. I can feel it in my heart. Thing’s have never been better between me and raveonyergrave!’

akuyuni’s been stealing stuff from your house too.

akuyuni ‘borrowed’ your beloved collection of Bee-Gees LP’s whilst you were napping on Christmas Day last year.

They’ve even started modifying their body for you

akuyuni had their tongue pierced just to win your approval.

They sent the following message to you in a Valentines

I need somebody to love. Over these last couple of months I’ve got to know you but you still do not know who I really am. I’m watching you.

The Police

No. calls to the police :
27 times

Your Last Call to The Police

"Police! I need your assistance, someones trying to climb in through my window. It’s a stalker I met off the internet. They’ve been harassing me for months now. I can’t walk down the street without them following me. Come quickly and make sure you bring a couple of baseball bats. I could do with beating this fucker into submission."

akuyuni’s Police File

When akuyuni last spent time inside even the most hardened criminals feared for their lives when they were near him.

Testimonies about akuyuni

shes_a_giant - Charlie Manson’s long-lost sibling

‘You think you know a person and then something like this comes out of the blue. Fuck that, I’m becoming a recluse.’

alleewaits - Balding slut

‘I’m gonna kill raveonyergrave for being such a snide fucker. Who does he think he is? I’d love to give him a right slap in the chops! akuyuni is a brilliant person.’

228glp - Loves staring at dead bodies

‘All of this is incredibly funny. It goes to show how deluded raveonyergrave really is. I just wish he’d quit the act now and again. It grows a bit tiresome after a while.’

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