Here it is
Yes people, today is my birthday. 24 years ago, I was violently squeezed out of a vagina.
Yes, 27 hours of labor, so technically I was ready to go on the 19th, which is known as the cusp between Aquarius and Pisces, but the Lord said "I am making a woman that will be Left Handed with the Rare blood type of AB-, what kind of cruel and selfish GOD would I be if I were to make her not only two fish, but two fish and a Self centered, vindicitive water bearer?"
He chose the deeper more reserved of the two signs. He chose water. And all though many of the various books claim that the 20th of February is a cusp date, it is a LIE! The 18th of February is the end of the Aquarian. The 19th of February is the Cusp between the two signs. The GLORIOUS 20th day of February, the day of my presence on this earth, is the Official Beginning of the ever torn, ever dreamy Pisces sign.
There, and so he chose the 20th, and so I am here 24 years later, a left handed Pisces female with an AB- blood type.
Yes. I'm at work.
I came late, and my cublicle was decorated with balloons and flowers from Coworkers. I attended a Bluegreen Luncheon, in where I was treated to Maccaroni Grill and forced my managers and coworkers to sing my praises.
Fun.
I am going to school shortly to be fat on camera.
Elephants have feelings too.
Happy Birthday to me.
May I have a prosperous year, and hope to see the dawn of a 25th.
AND THE COUNTDOWN TO THE GRAVE CONTINUES.....
Yes, 27 hours of labor, so technically I was ready to go on the 19th, which is known as the cusp between Aquarius and Pisces, but the Lord said "I am making a woman that will be Left Handed with the Rare blood type of AB-, what kind of cruel and selfish GOD would I be if I were to make her not only two fish, but two fish and a Self centered, vindicitive water bearer?"
He chose the deeper more reserved of the two signs. He chose water. And all though many of the various books claim that the 20th of February is a cusp date, it is a LIE! The 18th of February is the end of the Aquarian. The 19th of February is the Cusp between the two signs. The GLORIOUS 20th day of February, the day of my presence on this earth, is the Official Beginning of the ever torn, ever dreamy Pisces sign.
There, and so he chose the 20th, and so I am here 24 years later, a left handed Pisces female with an AB- blood type.
Yes. I'm at work.
I came late, and my cublicle was decorated with balloons and flowers from Coworkers. I attended a Bluegreen Luncheon, in where I was treated to Maccaroni Grill and forced my managers and coworkers to sing my praises.
Fun.
I am going to school shortly to be fat on camera.
Elephants have feelings too.
Happy Birthday to me.
May I have a prosperous year, and hope to see the dawn of a 25th.
AND THE COUNTDOWN TO THE GRAVE CONTINUES.....