Fever induced...
So it comes as no surprise that fevers can cause weird dreams, but oh man... this was just... Imma write this bucket of crazy down before I forget it.
So, it starts normal enough, I'm playing video games... in a pet store, but it's like Tron so I get pulled into the game only it's not just a game, it takes you back in time... Yeah, idk apparently I did that by mistake and when I came out of the game I was in someone's house and Ron Weasley was in the room... and I came back as Harry Potter. But not the movie one, the Potter musical ones. You know, like the new guy on Glee? Only Ron was the one from the Harry Potter movies, oh and Hermione was there to! She was also from the movies... I... was totally okay with this and not questioning a thing.
Anyway, Ron and I are trying to figure out how to travel in time again because apparently the game moves to different places when you travel in time and we wanted out of that place before Hermione came and started nagging at us about irresponsible magic and all that boring shit. Sooooo to keep her out of the room we cast that spell that makes muggles wander away from magical stuff by making them think they left a pot roast in the oven... shut up that spell totally exist. Apparently we thought it would work best on her because she's muggleborn. ...I guess we were slightly racist version of Harry and Ron to.
Well, the spell did work, but she kept coming back, because she's all smart and... stuff. I don't know man IT WAS A DREAM STOP TAKING EVERYTHING SO SERIOUS. Anyway, every time she came back she was getting a little closer to the room with the time machine, until eventually she got in the room and started NAGGING and trying to break it! What a bitch... this is why we were trying to leave her out of our awesome time traveling.
I dunno how but eventually we got her out of the room when she tried to tip a giant bookshelf over on top of the time machine... video game and... virtual puppy maker...No, seriously, it made virtual puppies to. This machine was seriously awesome. Why you gotta hate Hermione? Anyhoo, we get her out and this awesome machine is more complicated now than it was in the pet store and Ron is no help. He's just sittin' back and eating red vines AND NOT SHARING.
So I get a text in the break, of course it's from Hermione, that total buzz kill... it says "Here, now you have a text." Apparently shes trying to distract my time traveling progress with nonsensical text messages. So I text back...
Me: OMG JUST LET ME TRAVEL IN TIME HERMMY!
Hermmy: Not until you replace the Flux capacitor.
Me: Bitch just go make the pot roast!
Hermmy: Im too busy trying to tame this damn egret.
...And this about the time I woke up... and realized I wasn't texting in my dream... I was actually text with sailor-x. I had wondered why Hermione was being so helpful all the sudden and trying to remind me about all time machines and their flux capacitors....
Moral of the story? Don't tell Hermione about your time machine/video game/virtual puppy maker and fevers make awesome dreams... also don't fall asleep with your cell phone on your bed.
So, it starts normal enough, I'm playing video games... in a pet store, but it's like Tron so I get pulled into the game only it's not just a game, it takes you back in time... Yeah, idk apparently I did that by mistake and when I came out of the game I was in someone's house and Ron Weasley was in the room... and I came back as Harry Potter. But not the movie one, the Potter musical ones. You know, like the new guy on Glee? Only Ron was the one from the Harry Potter movies, oh and Hermione was there to! She was also from the movies... I... was totally okay with this and not questioning a thing.
Anyway, Ron and I are trying to figure out how to travel in time again because apparently the game moves to different places when you travel in time and we wanted out of that place before Hermione came and started nagging at us about irresponsible magic and all that boring shit. Sooooo to keep her out of the room we cast that spell that makes muggles wander away from magical stuff by making them think they left a pot roast in the oven... shut up that spell totally exist. Apparently we thought it would work best on her because she's muggleborn. ...I guess we were slightly racist version of Harry and Ron to.
Well, the spell did work, but she kept coming back, because she's all smart and... stuff. I don't know man IT WAS A DREAM STOP TAKING EVERYTHING SO SERIOUS. Anyway, every time she came back she was getting a little closer to the room with the time machine, until eventually she got in the room and started NAGGING and trying to break it! What a bitch... this is why we were trying to leave her out of our awesome time traveling.
I dunno how but eventually we got her out of the room when she tried to tip a giant bookshelf over on top of the time machine... video game and... virtual puppy maker...No, seriously, it made virtual puppies to. This machine was seriously awesome. Why you gotta hate Hermione? Anyhoo, we get her out and this awesome machine is more complicated now than it was in the pet store and Ron is no help. He's just sittin' back and eating red vines AND NOT SHARING.
So I get a text in the break, of course it's from Hermione, that total buzz kill... it says "Here, now you have a text." Apparently shes trying to distract my time traveling progress with nonsensical text messages. So I text back...
Me: OMG JUST LET ME TRAVEL IN TIME HERMMY!
Hermmy: Not until you replace the Flux capacitor.
Me: Bitch just go make the pot roast!
Hermmy: Im too busy trying to tame this damn egret.
...And this about the time I woke up... and realized I wasn't texting in my dream... I was actually text with sailor-x. I had wondered why Hermione was being so helpful all the sudden and trying to remind me about all time machines and their flux capacitors....
Moral of the story? Don't tell Hermione about your time machine/video game/virtual puppy maker and fevers make awesome dreams... also don't fall asleep with your cell phone on your bed.