Best reason for Soy milk ever :D
Foolish Mortal
Me: “Alright, I will page him right away.”
SC: “Thank you, you are very kind.”
I fear, my naïve friend, that you mistake kindness for obligation. Behind this painstakingly constructed facade lays a dark, nocturnal creature whose very presence makes puppies cower and milk curdle. No, really. This is why I have to buy soy milk. It has nothing to do with lactose intolerance. I just can’t keep actual milk in the fridge what with me radiating the very power of unlife and all.
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Me: “Alright, I will page him right away.”
SC: “Thank you, you are very kind.”
I fear, my naïve friend, that you mistake kindness for obligation. Behind this painstakingly constructed facade lays a dark, nocturnal creature whose very presence makes puppies cower and milk curdle. No, really. This is why I have to buy soy milk. It has nothing to do with lactose intolerance. I just can’t keep actual milk in the fridge what with me radiating the very power of unlife and all.
More from Gravekeeper here:
http://www.customerssuck.com/board/showthread.php?t=60729