Some quotes... im bored
I have nothing else to post, people.. but read some of these..
"Because here’s the thing - a hungry dog and a spoonful of peanut butter will do the same thing. A properly lubed “fleshlight” or vacuum cleaner hose will do the same thing. Hell, a strategically placed hot tub jet will DO THE EXACT SAME THING. Guys like women to think that blow jobs are more art than science because then women get all proud and empowered and shit and decide that giving guys head is the next best thing to owning your own cosmetics company. But let’s get real. You’re sucking what DOES amount to a “funk-filled Bratwurst” which nature designed to blow a load with most any kind of lubricated friction."
"Biased Bitch!" - stephanie <3s
"Now, that essay about Blowjobs, Deyon... On my desk tomorrow, thesis and all.." -me at lunch about the question of the day =]
"Someones having an emo day.." said by super bitch Caitlin Cavanaugh!!!! And I was like, "No! Excuse me?" and shes all like "im kiddin, im jokin, gosh.." and she got all scared too.. yeah bitch ill fucking rip your ovaries out and feed them to ya! FUCKING SLUT CUNT!
"raven, you sick fuck.." lol. I love that line, said by KATE <3s
"C.U.N.T. = Crazy Underage Nympho Trash" -kris; kate and i still giggle about that..
"Raven has the vocabulary in here." Mrs. Emig
"Your kisses are like homemade cookies" -kate on my kisses
"And he mixed his cream in her French vanilla.." yeah, me and monica's lyric
"Yeah, yeah.. let me have the lamest form of sex possible! Fuckin' cyber sex.. OOOOooOOo Let me press all the keys and pretend im havin the best orgasms ever. O! BACKSPACE llLLllll KKkkkkLLL" - me on deyons lame cyber sex.. maria got a kick out of that one
"Atleast I dont throw my entire wallet at the homeless people asking for money!" -Felipe; when we were at Wendys this guy asked for money and I accidentally dropped my wallet with lots of money and my credit card in it at his feet.. I hastily picked it up like he was going to steal it. It was baad.. but hilarious!
yeah, this post had absolutely no point..
"Because here’s the thing - a hungry dog and a spoonful of peanut butter will do the same thing. A properly lubed “fleshlight” or vacuum cleaner hose will do the same thing. Hell, a strategically placed hot tub jet will DO THE EXACT SAME THING. Guys like women to think that blow jobs are more art than science because then women get all proud and empowered and shit and decide that giving guys head is the next best thing to owning your own cosmetics company. But let’s get real. You’re sucking what DOES amount to a “funk-filled Bratwurst” which nature designed to blow a load with most any kind of lubricated friction."
"Biased Bitch!" - stephanie <3s
"Now, that essay about Blowjobs, Deyon... On my desk tomorrow, thesis and all.." -me at lunch about the question of the day =]
"Someones having an emo day.." said by super bitch Caitlin Cavanaugh!!!! And I was like, "No! Excuse me?" and shes all like "im kiddin, im jokin, gosh.." and she got all scared too.. yeah bitch ill fucking rip your ovaries out and feed them to ya! FUCKING SLUT CUNT!
"raven, you sick fuck.." lol. I love that line, said by KATE <3s
"C.U.N.T. = Crazy Underage Nympho Trash" -kris; kate and i still giggle about that..
"Raven has the vocabulary in here." Mrs. Emig
"Your kisses are like homemade cookies" -kate on my kisses
"And he mixed his cream in her French vanilla.." yeah, me and monica's lyric
"Yeah, yeah.. let me have the lamest form of sex possible! Fuckin' cyber sex.. OOOOooOOo Let me press all the keys and pretend im havin the best orgasms ever. O! BACKSPACE llLLllll KKkkkkLLL" - me on deyons lame cyber sex.. maria got a kick out of that one
"Atleast I dont throw my entire wallet at the homeless people asking for money!" -Felipe; when we were at Wendys this guy asked for money and I accidentally dropped my wallet with lots of money and my credit card in it at his feet.. I hastily picked it up like he was going to steal it. It was baad.. but hilarious!
yeah, this post had absolutely no point..