Didn’t your mother ever tell you that it is never wise to keep poking a bull?
Sagittarius - Zodiac animal, Centaur
"Do not think that you are getting away with your "Gee, Shucks, I'm just one big lummox, but I mean well" routine here. This is me you are talking to. You may be brash, crass, loudmouthed and impetuous, but you aren't stupid, and you know that you should at least look a bit remorseful when caught with the smoking gun, the bloodstained hammer, or the empty safe. [Your remorseful look] does not mean that you didn't do it or that you won't do it again, because you just love the unholy thrill and panty-dampening rush of it all, the anarchic joy of sheer naughtiness; no, you have just learned that looking rueful just increases your chances of getting away with it next time -- and the time after that." (Darkside Zodiac, pp 267)
Dark side Date
"You are a dead cert for a date, for you are convinced you have the pulling power of a shire horse on steroids. You just know that everyone fancies you for the big race, and that one flash of your handsome teeth, a coltish wriggle of your fetlocks and you will be the instant favorite. If turned down, you don’t retire to your stable with your fragile ego in pieces; you just don’t take no for an answer, at least not until the chosen one calls in the law." (Darkside Zodiac, pp 282)
"Do not think that you are getting away with your "Gee, Shucks, I'm just one big lummox, but I mean well" routine here. This is me you are talking to. You may be brash, crass, loudmouthed and impetuous, but you aren't stupid, and you know that you should at least look a bit remorseful when caught with the smoking gun, the bloodstained hammer, or the empty safe. [Your remorseful look] does not mean that you didn't do it or that you won't do it again, because you just love the unholy thrill and panty-dampening rush of it all, the anarchic joy of sheer naughtiness; no, you have just learned that looking rueful just increases your chances of getting away with it next time -- and the time after that." (Darkside Zodiac, pp 267)
Dark side Date
"You are a dead cert for a date, for you are convinced you have the pulling power of a shire horse on steroids. You just know that everyone fancies you for the big race, and that one flash of your handsome teeth, a coltish wriggle of your fetlocks and you will be the instant favorite. If turned down, you don’t retire to your stable with your fragile ego in pieces; you just don’t take no for an answer, at least not until the chosen one calls in the law." (Darkside Zodiac, pp 282)