spam text
ok, so you know the text that appears in the bottom of spam to get through filters? ok, this was the ENTIRE body of the email, no spam, just filler. and its hilarious (note, read the
's as "break")
"for we must attribute this happy conclusion," she added, "in a great measure to his kindness.
"perhaps," said darcy, "i should have judged better, had i sought an introduction; but i am
at length there was nothing more to be said; the ladies drove on, and the others returned into the
congratulations will then flow in! i appeal to mr. darcy:-but let me not interrupt you, sir. you will not
consideration, that wickham's character had been so misunderstood, and consequently that he had
"well, well," said he, "do not make yourself unhappy. if you are a good girl for the next ten
all for herself. her astonishment, however, was extreme, and continually was she repeating, "why is
"there is something a little stately in him, to be sure," replied her aunt, "but it is confined to his
"i do not blame jane," she continued, "for jane would have got mr. bingley if she could. but
because you have always so much."
bingley is to live with her brother, and keep h
is house; and i am much mistaken if we shall not find a
curious water-plant, there chanced to be a little alteration. it originated in mrs. gardiner, who, fatigued
"it is wonderful," replied wickham, "for almost all his actions may be traced to pride; and pride
concerned in it deserved. but at last your uncle was forced to yield, and instead of being allowed to be
"they are wanted in the farm much oftener than i can get them."
"it shows an affection for her sister that is very pleasing," said bingley.
catherine to require them, for mr. darcy had brought with him a colonel fitzwilliam, the younger son
's as "break")
"for we must attribute this happy conclusion," she added, "in a great measure to his kindness.
"perhaps," said darcy, "i should have judged better, had i sought an introduction; but i am
at length there was nothing more to be said; the ladies drove on, and the others returned into the
congratulations will then flow in! i appeal to mr. darcy:-but let me not interrupt you, sir. you will not
consideration, that wickham's character had been so misunderstood, and consequently that he had
"well, well," said he, "do not make yourself unhappy. if you are a good girl for the next ten
all for herself. her astonishment, however, was extreme, and continually was she repeating, "why is
"there is something a little stately in him, to be sure," replied her aunt, "but it is confined to his
"i do not blame jane," she continued, "for jane would have got mr. bingley if she could. but
because you have always so much."
bingley is to live with her brother, and keep h
is house; and i am much mistaken if we shall not find a
curious water-plant, there chanced to be a little alteration. it originated in mrs. gardiner, who, fatigued
"it is wonderful," replied wickham, "for almost all his actions may be traced to pride; and pride
concerned in it deserved. but at last your uncle was forced to yield, and instead of being allowed to be
"they are wanted in the farm much oftener than i can get them."
"it shows an affection for her sister that is very pleasing," said bingley.
catherine to require them, for mr. darcy had brought with him a colonel fitzwilliam, the younger son