Red Sox v. Yankees.
So. The announcing team? Is Al Leiter & Cone~!!!!111 .... and Kay, hah, but, yeah. I love Leiter's voice for real, not for the fangirlism reasons that I love Cone's. I've also decided that the reason I like Cone's voice is because he talks like David Wright. Now, let's never discuss that again.
Beckett vs. Joba = awesome.
Awwwwwwwwwwwww. So. Firstly? I love that everyone in Fenway stood up and didn't stop clapping for Papi returning. But? But. Pedro Martinez's dad died of brain cancer (last) week/this week. And, Big Papi has on his helmet "RIP #45" for Pedro's dadddddddy. Awwwwwwwww =/
Wow, Lowell hit an awesome hit off the Wall, but it only was a single. Good job, fake #11 Knoblauch.
And then Melky got a good catch. Unlike most people (mainly Yankee fans, not even the Red Sox fans! hahah no wonder I hate Yankee fans), I actually don't mind that Melky isn't hitting very good, well, or often. Because he makes nice catches and while he doesn't have an amazing throwing arm ..... .. .... .. it's still better than Damon's arm, LMAO
Hahahahahhahahah. Mocking Al Leiter being hyper, awesome. Anyway, they're saying that Beckett used to be even more hyper than Leiter when he was on the Marlins as a rookie. That frightens me slightly, LOL.
Heeeeeeeee. Cone enjoyed Boston the city very well. And heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee they showed Cone pitching that one year for Boston! OMFGGGGGGGGG. Sorry. I swear, I'm not a fangirl.
Also, ahhahah talking about how when Boomer was a Red Sox, he couldn't go out and "enjoy" his "occionsional" time out at "night" because Red Sox fans are so intense, lol, so he learned how to use the DVD player at his house <3.
LOL Michael Kay enjoys Giambi's facial hair far too much, yo.
So, I love Cone as an announcer because he's talking about pitcher stuff. Apparently, and it makes sense, when there are people on base for Tek, especially Derek Jeter who ALWAYS steals signs when on second <3, Tek is using hand gestures and stuff instead of using his fingers to tell Beckett where the location is. This way, it's harder for Jeter or whoever on base to break the code of what pitch is coming up. And now Leiter is talking about how if a catcher is dumb enough to yell or give signs then the catcher deserves to have his codes broken. "Or if they use a camera in center field!" - Cone. And then they both laugh <3.
According to offspeed; Joba sings at around 8:49.
Cone is talking about how Tek is going to have to decide if he really, really wants to stay in Boston or if he wants to try and find another team. Like Cone did. Slightly different reasoning though, Coney. But, I'll let you pretend.
LOLOL Tek threw out Melky. Coney couldn't do something like that in his last Yankees year. Also, I still hate Pedoria. It's a random hate, but, it's there.
hahhahahah. Fenway Park was "created" or whatever on April 20, 1912. Hahhahahahahahaha. Awesome.
What. What. We're getting Nady again? Or was he a Met? I think he was a Met. Wow. I guess -- according to Kay he doesn't suck as hard anymore now that he's playing for the Pirates. Which, I think I remember from last year too, but still.
Cano almost got hit in the face, fweee, nice.
Hahahaha. Cone talking before he's supposed too once they came back from commerical. "-- His family owns a bunch of diners in Queens!" ... now, I totally want to know what they were talking about.
LMMFAO. This is the 2,000th game between the Red Sox and the Yankees.
Dammit Cone, don't talk positively about Pedrioa! He's the only Red Sox I hate without a reason (I hate Youkilis because he's a douchebag. That's a reason, and a good one).
You know, I bet, this being the 2,000th game and all, that about 95% of them were all won by 1 or 2 and/or all lasted 12+ innings.
DAVID CONE IS DRIVING TO COOPERSTOWN. DO YOU UNDERSTAND. DO YOU UNDERSTAND OMDG OMDFOMFDOSFJASHDJASHDJ DAJHADSJHDADKSJDJh JKSAHDJKHKJ
Cone, after Kay was talking about A-Rod and I-Rod and all the -Rod; "Michael K-Rod!!"
Mmmmmm. They are talking pitching again. Beautiful.
Honestly, hahahha, I marked out for the Joba vs. Ellsbury matchup. I am so, so, very sad.
From yankeesfans: And in the red corner...He weighs in at 220 pounds, but 15 of those pounds are accounted for by his mesmerizing chin hair...He does not only beat his opponents, he actually scares them in to submission with looks that not even a mother could love...While he moonlights as the first baseman for the Boston Red Sox, his makes most of his living as an angry pirate...His salary is paid in doubloons, and he insists that his opponent tried to hit him on multiple occasions...Tonight...he looks to settle the score. Ladies and gentlemen...KEVIN...YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUKILIS!
LMMFAO. Apparently Cone vs. Leiter (NL) happened once and Cone remembers it perfectly.
Cone gave up a homerun to a pitcher once: "blonde haired..." hahha because that's the important part.
Wooo! Stolen base for Damon. Good job, Johnny <3.
Beckett looks tired as hell in the dugout, waiting to come back out and pitch. Which is odd since he looks so angry normally.
HAHHAHAH JOBA THREW AT YOUKALIS. hahahhahhahhahhahahhhahahhahah hahhaha nice.
Warning to both teams <3.
LMAO. They showed that Beckett was ready to run the fuck out and attack after the hit. Nice.
Cone thinks it was Joba letting a ball get away from him. Who knows if he's just saying that to say that though <3.
God, I love this series.
Cone likes that Joba gets better as the innings go on. In fact, he sounds almost giddy over it. heh.
Woah, when did Javier Lopez become a Red Sox?
Also, hahhah Farnsworth is up in the bullpen. Fear him.
Moose and Joba are talking while leaning on the railing.
Yay, if, a big if though, Kyle doesn't fuck up, Joba'll finally get a win.
Richie Sexton is #39 now. And hahahahahh Kyle said FUCK really loud. Oh Kyle, this is why ... this is why ... this is why you suck <3.
Awesome. Good job Mo. As Kyle glares from the dugout with his glasses that make him even more hiliarious looking.
My mom changed the channel in the middle of Cone talking because Edge is on his knees in front of Vickie. I love how my mom knows me so well <3.
Bottom of the 9th, fwee! Mo v. Papi. Thankfully, a still hurt Papi.
Good job Abreu. one out.
Richie Sexton looks so fucking strange in a Yankees uniform. y/y.
Hi JD Drew. I can't find you sexually attractive today. You understand.
Damn! Lowell is going crazy!!! I wish they'd re-show what it looked like from above. I think that just means it probably wasn't a good pitch, LMMFAO, and thusly would make Lowell right. And lol I love the crowd chanting bullshit.
Strike 3! Okay. JD Drew, you were really nice to look at and I would do naughty, naughty, naughty things to you. Ahhhhh, there, I got that out.
My raging horomones aside, that was a nasty last pitch by Mo. Nasty in the good way, lol, I agree with Leiter, the one before the last pitch was kinda shitty but the call still went in our way.
NEXT FRIDAY IS ANGELS VS YANKEES, dammit Rya! you pick a bad weekend to show up, haahhahhahahaha. <3333333333333333.
Beckett vs. Joba = awesome.
Awwwwwwwwwwwww. So. Firstly? I love that everyone in Fenway stood up and didn't stop clapping for Papi returning. But? But. Pedro Martinez's dad died of brain cancer (last) week/this week. And, Big Papi has on his helmet "RIP #45" for Pedro's dadddddddy. Awwwwwwwww =/
Wow, Lowell hit an awesome hit off the Wall, but it only was a single. Good job, fake #11 Knoblauch.
And then Melky got a good catch. Unlike most people (mainly Yankee fans, not even the Red Sox fans! hahah no wonder I hate Yankee fans), I actually don't mind that Melky isn't hitting very good, well, or often. Because he makes nice catches and while he doesn't have an amazing throwing arm ..... .. .... .. it's still better than Damon's arm, LMAO
Hahahahahhahahah. Mocking Al Leiter being hyper, awesome. Anyway, they're saying that Beckett used to be even more hyper than Leiter when he was on the Marlins as a rookie. That frightens me slightly, LOL.
Heeeeeeeee. Cone enjoyed Boston the city very well. And heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee they showed Cone pitching that one year for Boston! OMFGGGGGGGGG. Sorry. I swear, I'm not a fangirl.
Also, ahhahah talking about how when Boomer was a Red Sox, he couldn't go out and "enjoy" his "occionsional" time out at "night" because Red Sox fans are so intense, lol, so he learned how to use the DVD player at his house <3.
LOL Michael Kay enjoys Giambi's facial hair far too much, yo.
So, I love Cone as an announcer because he's talking about pitcher stuff. Apparently, and it makes sense, when there are people on base for Tek, especially Derek Jeter who ALWAYS steals signs when on second <3, Tek is using hand gestures and stuff instead of using his fingers to tell Beckett where the location is. This way, it's harder for Jeter or whoever on base to break the code of what pitch is coming up. And now Leiter is talking about how if a catcher is dumb enough to yell or give signs then the catcher deserves to have his codes broken. "Or if they use a camera in center field!" - Cone. And then they both laugh <3.
According to offspeed; Joba sings at around 8:49.
Cone is talking about how Tek is going to have to decide if he really, really wants to stay in Boston or if he wants to try and find another team. Like Cone did. Slightly different reasoning though, Coney. But, I'll let you pretend.
LOLOL Tek threw out Melky. Coney couldn't do something like that in his last Yankees year. Also, I still hate Pedoria. It's a random hate, but, it's there.
hahhahahah. Fenway Park was "created" or whatever on April 20, 1912. Hahhahahahahahaha. Awesome.
What. What. We're getting Nady again? Or was he a Met? I think he was a Met. Wow. I guess -- according to Kay he doesn't suck as hard anymore now that he's playing for the Pirates. Which, I think I remember from last year too, but still.
Cano almost got hit in the face, fweee, nice.
Hahahaha. Cone talking before he's supposed too once they came back from commerical. "-- His family owns a bunch of diners in Queens!" ... now, I totally want to know what they were talking about.
LMMFAO. This is the 2,000th game between the Red Sox and the Yankees.
Dammit Cone, don't talk positively about Pedrioa! He's the only Red Sox I hate without a reason (I hate Youkilis because he's a douchebag. That's a reason, and a good one).
You know, I bet, this being the 2,000th game and all, that about 95% of them were all won by 1 or 2 and/or all lasted 12+ innings.
DAVID CONE IS DRIVING TO COOPERSTOWN. DO YOU UNDERSTAND. DO YOU UNDERSTAND OMDG OMDFOMFDOSFJASHDJASHDJ DAJHADSJHDADKSJDJh JKSAHDJKHKJ
Cone, after Kay was talking about A-Rod and I-Rod and all the -Rod; "Michael K-Rod!!"
Mmmmmm. They are talking pitching again. Beautiful.
Honestly, hahahha, I marked out for the Joba vs. Ellsbury matchup. I am so, so, very sad.
From yankeesfans: And in the red corner...He weighs in at 220 pounds, but 15 of those pounds are accounted for by his mesmerizing chin hair...He does not only beat his opponents, he actually scares them in to submission with looks that not even a mother could love...While he moonlights as the first baseman for the Boston Red Sox, his makes most of his living as an angry pirate...His salary is paid in doubloons, and he insists that his opponent tried to hit him on multiple occasions...Tonight...he looks to settle the score. Ladies and gentlemen...KEVIN...YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUKILIS!
LMMFAO. Apparently Cone vs. Leiter (NL) happened once and Cone remembers it perfectly.
Cone gave up a homerun to a pitcher once: "blonde haired..." hahha because that's the important part.
Wooo! Stolen base for Damon. Good job, Johnny <3.
Beckett looks tired as hell in the dugout, waiting to come back out and pitch. Which is odd since he looks so angry normally.
HAHHAHAH JOBA THREW AT YOUKALIS. hahahhahhahhahhahahhhahahhahah hahhaha nice.
Warning to both teams <3.
LMAO. They showed that Beckett was ready to run the fuck out and attack after the hit. Nice.
Cone thinks it was Joba letting a ball get away from him. Who knows if he's just saying that to say that though <3.
God, I love this series.
Cone likes that Joba gets better as the innings go on. In fact, he sounds almost giddy over it. heh.
Woah, when did Javier Lopez become a Red Sox?
Also, hahhah Farnsworth is up in the bullpen. Fear him.
Moose and Joba are talking while leaning on the railing.
Yay, if, a big if though, Kyle doesn't fuck up, Joba'll finally get a win.
Richie Sexton is #39 now. And hahahahahh Kyle said FUCK really loud. Oh Kyle, this is why ... this is why ... this is why you suck <3.
Awesome. Good job Mo. As Kyle glares from the dugout with his glasses that make him even more hiliarious looking.
My mom changed the channel in the middle of Cone talking because Edge is on his knees in front of Vickie. I love how my mom knows me so well <3.
Bottom of the 9th, fwee! Mo v. Papi. Thankfully, a still hurt Papi.
Good job Abreu. one out.
Richie Sexton looks so fucking strange in a Yankees uniform. y/y.
Hi JD Drew. I can't find you sexually attractive today. You understand.
Damn! Lowell is going crazy!!! I wish they'd re-show what it looked like from above. I think that just means it probably wasn't a good pitch, LMMFAO, and thusly would make Lowell right. And lol I love the crowd chanting bullshit.
Strike 3! Okay. JD Drew, you were really nice to look at and I would do naughty, naughty, naughty things to you. Ahhhhh, there, I got that out.
My raging horomones aside, that was a nasty last pitch by Mo. Nasty in the good way, lol, I agree with Leiter, the one before the last pitch was kinda shitty but the call still went in our way.
NEXT FRIDAY IS ANGELS VS YANKEES, dammit Rya! you pick a bad weekend to show up, haahhahhahahaha. <3333333333333333.