Ahahaha....
Random quotes from ROH, IWA-MS, LJ, and other places, stolen from xxxcmpunkxxx and this message board.
"You ever punched a horse in the eye?"
Punk: "Why would you show me your naked dad?"
Cabana: "I thought it was funny"
"Yes, I wanted to win! I wanted the belt! I'm a belt mark! I want to sleep with it! I want to wear that and nothing else to church on Sunday!" My fave....
"So there's Corino, nose-to-nose with this gigantic beastly transvestite..."
"Hey Prazak, shhh, if you listen you can hear the hillbilly music in his head! Look at him clapping on like hes in a jamboree. Have you ever seen a man built like a horse clap like that?"
(referring to Ricky Reyes)
"Oh oh and there goes Joe beating on that guy with a head the shape of a fish!"
"You know Dave Prazak, whoever came up with the Hillbilly Jesus line is really the man. He is a great looking guy. And the best pro-wrestler ever, as well"
(referring to Jay Lethal during his ROH Title run)
"You got Samoa Joe, James Gibson, and the weakest link on any team, Jay Lethal. He is wearing the green tights and what better color for him. Green. No, not like the green Im gonna make up at Titan."
"Picture Perfect Moonsault?!? My moonsault is way better than that!"
"I punched a horse in the eye once, he was chewing on my hand, but thats a different story for a different time..."
Punk: You know, I wrestled Samoa Joe for a hour, I didn't get water breaks. I want water breaks next time.
Bower: Well, maybe we'll book you and Samoa Joe in a two-out-of-three falls match.
Punk: I want water breaks and a fruit plate next time. Like this one too.
"Wha...he's tea-bagging Low Ki!!!"
"You guys ever Ghost-Hunted in Hawaii? No? Well, I have this fat friend...I shouldn't say fat, that might offend him...but he's Samoan and claims to have seen ghosts."
"Gibson consulting with Joe for how to take on Ki which I'm sure is ridiculous. 'Hey, let him kick you in the head a bunch of times, that beat me once!'"
Punk: That Rain... I'm gonna punch her right in the uterus.
Prazak: No, You are not. There's no mixing in IWA. You are banned from the women's locker room.
Punk: (in an "Apu" voice) I AM BANNED FROM THE WOMEN'S LOCKER ROOM. (switches back to his normal voice) We've barely got a men's locker room, where's the women's locker room at?
Prazak: "MY GOD, THE ROTTWEILERS ARE GOING TO KILL SAMOA JOE, SOMEBODY HELP HIM! PUNK GO DO SOMETHING!"
Punk: ".........You want ME to go out there right now"
From LJ:
"If it doesn't kill you, use it and kill somebody else..."
I want a shirt that just says "f*** you" on it, and I want to wear it while walking through airports all day. There's no such thing as a bad word, just bad intentions.
I'm going to no sell your mother giving birth to you.
P.S...Rodderick Strong wears pink socks when he wrestles.
Remember kids, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. I'm the strongest mother f****r on the planet.
Yet i'm still fixin' to take over the world. Because it's mine god damnit.
F*** you, it's my birthday.
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Dear New Jersey,
F*** off.
Tenderly, I remain
XpunkX
P.S. Hey Mapquest, go f*** yourself.
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To clear some rumors up:
1.)Yes, my elbow is f****d.
2.)No, that wasn't my four month old child with the Misfits onezie on that I was playing with at the show.
3.)Yes, unfortuanately we did somehow manage to lose Nosawa Saturday night. If you've seen him, please let us know. DO NOT APPROACH HIM
Jimmy Rave is going bald.
Bill Behrens is a sonofacomplain and/or rude female.
And I, soon to be the leader of the world, am better than you.
Go play in traffic.
Also, R.I.P Sterling James Keenans girlfriends Iguana.
Did I mention I got attacked by cats?
I no longer like Brodie Armstrong, for she is a ____/whore/tramp.
Until tomorrow....
...go f*** yourself.
Unless you are a drug dealer or a hooker, then, just post all over message boards, and I will further ignore you.
Bobb Sapp ice cream sammich: 120 yen
Dirty Philly hookers: 130 yen
Debuting at Korakuen hall, with three CM Punk signs in the crowd...
Priceless.
Korean BBQ 1500 yen
Zero One Low Ki shirt 3000 Yen
Offended at being called a hooker, yet willingly gang banged by some odd hundreds of men...
COMPLETELY STUPID.
i'm sitting in my apartment eating tacos and realizing what an introvert I am.
I've lived in my car. I've slept on floors. I've rambled on in my commentaries making no sense at all.....er....yeah...like just now.
I'm not sure why i'm even saying any of this.
Maybe it's because i'm so f*****g tired.
Maybe it's because i'm greatful.
Maybe it's just because i'm f*****g crazy.
Maybe I should just go to bed....after all, I gotta wrestle tomorrow....
Oh, and if you're the fat kid that woke me up on flight 2053 today, I will clothesline your guts, you pig.
I despise everything, including you. Except if you're Samoa Joe.
Ahahaha...I love Punker.
"You ever punched a horse in the eye?"
Punk: "Why would you show me your naked dad?"
Cabana: "I thought it was funny"
"Yes, I wanted to win! I wanted the belt! I'm a belt mark! I want to sleep with it! I want to wear that and nothing else to church on Sunday!" My fave....
"So there's Corino, nose-to-nose with this gigantic beastly transvestite..."
"Hey Prazak, shhh, if you listen you can hear the hillbilly music in his head! Look at him clapping on like hes in a jamboree. Have you ever seen a man built like a horse clap like that?"
(referring to Ricky Reyes)
"Oh oh and there goes Joe beating on that guy with a head the shape of a fish!"
"You know Dave Prazak, whoever came up with the Hillbilly Jesus line is really the man. He is a great looking guy. And the best pro-wrestler ever, as well"
(referring to Jay Lethal during his ROH Title run)
"You got Samoa Joe, James Gibson, and the weakest link on any team, Jay Lethal. He is wearing the green tights and what better color for him. Green. No, not like the green Im gonna make up at Titan."
"Picture Perfect Moonsault?!? My moonsault is way better than that!"
"I punched a horse in the eye once, he was chewing on my hand, but thats a different story for a different time..."
Punk: You know, I wrestled Samoa Joe for a hour, I didn't get water breaks. I want water breaks next time.
Bower: Well, maybe we'll book you and Samoa Joe in a two-out-of-three falls match.
Punk: I want water breaks and a fruit plate next time. Like this one too.
"Wha...he's tea-bagging Low Ki!!!"
"You guys ever Ghost-Hunted in Hawaii? No? Well, I have this fat friend...I shouldn't say fat, that might offend him...but he's Samoan and claims to have seen ghosts."
"Gibson consulting with Joe for how to take on Ki which I'm sure is ridiculous. 'Hey, let him kick you in the head a bunch of times, that beat me once!'"
Punk: That Rain... I'm gonna punch her right in the uterus.
Prazak: No, You are not. There's no mixing in IWA. You are banned from the women's locker room.
Punk: (in an "Apu" voice) I AM BANNED FROM THE WOMEN'S LOCKER ROOM. (switches back to his normal voice) We've barely got a men's locker room, where's the women's locker room at?
Prazak: "MY GOD, THE ROTTWEILERS ARE GOING TO KILL SAMOA JOE, SOMEBODY HELP HIM! PUNK GO DO SOMETHING!"
Punk: ".........You want ME to go out there right now"
From LJ:
"If it doesn't kill you, use it and kill somebody else..."
I want a shirt that just says "f*** you" on it, and I want to wear it while walking through airports all day. There's no such thing as a bad word, just bad intentions.
I'm going to no sell your mother giving birth to you.
P.S...Rodderick Strong wears pink socks when he wrestles.
Remember kids, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. I'm the strongest mother f****r on the planet.
Yet i'm still fixin' to take over the world. Because it's mine god damnit.
F*** you, it's my birthday.
---------------------------------
Dear New Jersey,
F*** off.
Tenderly, I remain
XpunkX
P.S. Hey Mapquest, go f*** yourself.
-------------------------------------
To clear some rumors up:
1.)Yes, my elbow is f****d.
2.)No, that wasn't my four month old child with the Misfits onezie on that I was playing with at the show.
3.)Yes, unfortuanately we did somehow manage to lose Nosawa Saturday night. If you've seen him, please let us know. DO NOT APPROACH HIM
Jimmy Rave is going bald.
Bill Behrens is a sonofacomplain and/or rude female.
And I, soon to be the leader of the world, am better than you.
Go play in traffic.
Also, R.I.P Sterling James Keenans girlfriends Iguana.
Did I mention I got attacked by cats?
I no longer like Brodie Armstrong, for she is a ____/whore/tramp.
Until tomorrow....
...go f*** yourself.
Unless you are a drug dealer or a hooker, then, just post all over message boards, and I will further ignore you.
Bobb Sapp ice cream sammich: 120 yen
Dirty Philly hookers: 130 yen
Debuting at Korakuen hall, with three CM Punk signs in the crowd...
Priceless.
Korean BBQ 1500 yen
Zero One Low Ki shirt 3000 Yen
Offended at being called a hooker, yet willingly gang banged by some odd hundreds of men...
COMPLETELY STUPID.
i'm sitting in my apartment eating tacos and realizing what an introvert I am.
I've lived in my car. I've slept on floors. I've rambled on in my commentaries making no sense at all.....er....yeah...like just now.
I'm not sure why i'm even saying any of this.
Maybe it's because i'm so f*****g tired.
Maybe it's because i'm greatful.
Maybe it's just because i'm f*****g crazy.
Maybe I should just go to bed....after all, I gotta wrestle tomorrow....
Oh, and if you're the fat kid that woke me up on flight 2053 today, I will clothesline your guts, you pig.
I despise everything, including you. Except if you're Samoa Joe.
Ahahaha...I love Punker.