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o to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1. Your name: (Jennifer)
a fun, outgoing person. generally smart but can be a total blonde at times. someone who likes meeting new people, and smiles a lot. a person who never would just turn on people. a very good friend. someone you can trust. when she's mad, stand clear she might blow her top. but a person who doesn't get mad easily so you dont have to worry about that.
2. Your age (30)
A 30 pack 12 oz cans of beer.
Can you get a 30? I want to get wasted tonight. Don't even bother with the longnecks.
(the second one is better...it also means porn)
3. One of your friends (Candace)
1. An angel who mysteriously lost her wings.
4. What you should be doing (reading)
rich white town in mass dominated by:
-soccer mom's stopping in the middle of traffic to give you information about your own family
-cops who have nothing better to do than find the best places to hide with their radar guns
-the boy's hockey team and football team
-teenagers who buy shitty overpriced pot using their parents money
-golden retrievers
5. Your favorite color (purple)
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
6. Your birthplace (Granger)
the equivalent of being jewed or screwed out of something; the act of being jewish.
7. Last person you talked to (Salesman)
A Professional Liar. Sells products by lying. Slick Bastard that sells you Boss crap and leaves it up to you to prove "The Salesman Lied" it wont do that.
8. Last thing you had to drink (Coca-Cola)
Superior to Pepsi.
9. Your nickname (Jen)
Gorgeous, amazing, perfect everything. The girl who has always been my best friend, the girl who I should've been chasing this whole time. I love her.
This was hilarious.
1. Your name: (Jennifer)
a fun, outgoing person. generally smart but can be a total blonde at times. someone who likes meeting new people, and smiles a lot. a person who never would just turn on people. a very good friend. someone you can trust. when she's mad, stand clear she might blow her top. but a person who doesn't get mad easily so you dont have to worry about that.
2. Your age (30)
A 30 pack 12 oz cans of beer.
Can you get a 30? I want to get wasted tonight. Don't even bother with the longnecks.
(the second one is better...it also means porn)
3. One of your friends (Candace)
1. An angel who mysteriously lost her wings.
4. What you should be doing (reading)
rich white town in mass dominated by:
-soccer mom's stopping in the middle of traffic to give you information about your own family
-cops who have nothing better to do than find the best places to hide with their radar guns
-the boy's hockey team and football team
-teenagers who buy shitty overpriced pot using their parents money
-golden retrievers
5. Your favorite color (purple)
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
6. Your birthplace (Granger)
the equivalent of being jewed or screwed out of something; the act of being jewish.
7. Last person you talked to (Salesman)
A Professional Liar. Sells products by lying. Slick Bastard that sells you Boss crap and leaves it up to you to prove "The Salesman Lied" it wont do that.
8. Last thing you had to drink (Coca-Cola)
Superior to Pepsi.
9. Your nickname (Jen)
Gorgeous, amazing, perfect everything. The girl who has always been my best friend, the girl who I should've been chasing this whole time. I love her.
This was hilarious.