RIP
Bill, the beta who has silently plotted my demise for over two years, has finally left us for the big fishbowl in the sky.
He will be remembered for his eerie way of watching people as they crossed the room, and the fidgety way he would swim around his little bowl.
Bill is survived by his older sister Gambit the cat, and his little sister Cosmic Creeper, also a cat.
After a short investigation, both cats were cleared of any involvement, and Bill's death has been ruled a suicide.
Mourners please omit flowers, but feel free to make donations in Bill's name to your local ASPCA.