Faren-fuck-you, you stupid fat bastard
Here's an update on me:
My housemates asked me if I wanted to go see the new Micheal Moore documentary. After explaining to them a documentary is a film which presents factual information, usually in an educational context (something I thought cinema majors would know), I came to the conclusion that I couldn't accept their invitation since Micheal Moore has never produced a film which presents factual information. I could not attend the new Micheal Moore documentary because there IS no new documentary. There's no old documentary. There's no current documentary.
Had they asked me if i wanted to attend the new Micheal Moore attempt at keeping his fat bloated ass in the media spotlight so that his empty and meaningless life might be filled with some delusion of self worth before he begins his descent into the eternal fires of hell ... well ...
I would have just said "no."
Instead, I'm going to go take a dump and marvel at my ability to transform pizza into something more human than an oscar-winning director.
"In the history of the Cannes Film Festival, only one film has recieved a 20 minute standing ovation" - Farenheit 9/11 ad.
"In the history of crass fat fuckers, only one director should recieve a 20 calibur permanent vacation" - Ad for www.shootmichealmooreintheface.com
My housemates asked me if I wanted to go see the new Micheal Moore documentary. After explaining to them a documentary is a film which presents factual information, usually in an educational context (something I thought cinema majors would know), I came to the conclusion that I couldn't accept their invitation since Micheal Moore has never produced a film which presents factual information. I could not attend the new Micheal Moore documentary because there IS no new documentary. There's no old documentary. There's no current documentary.
Had they asked me if i wanted to attend the new Micheal Moore attempt at keeping his fat bloated ass in the media spotlight so that his empty and meaningless life might be filled with some delusion of self worth before he begins his descent into the eternal fires of hell ... well ...
I would have just said "no."
Instead, I'm going to go take a dump and marvel at my ability to transform pizza into something more human than an oscar-winning director.
"In the history of the Cannes Film Festival, only one film has recieved a 20 minute standing ovation" - Farenheit 9/11 ad.
"In the history of crass fat fuckers, only one director should recieve a 20 calibur permanent vacation" - Ad for www.shootmichealmooreintheface.com