Death by Target
FUUUUUUCK! I just wrote out this long entry and was STUPID enough to press the "rich text format" thinking it would COVERT everything....NO, NO IT DOESN'T! Anyways...I WAS telling about my "first day" of working at Target. I put this in quotations because it was really just orientation. Twas rather interesting though, I learned some cough cough pee my pants scary shit! Haha. So the Target at which I'm going to be working isn't open yet and it's at Graceland (where the new Kroger is). They're expecting it to be a "high crime facility." So of course they took the necessary precautions when designing and building the new Target. However, I didn't expect the precautions to be what they are. We were taking a tour of the Whitehall Target because it's much like the one we're going to have. So we're walking past the fitting rooms and the HR woman in charge of our orientation says "Our store won't have carpet in it's fitting rooms because we're expected to be a 'high crime facility' so our fitting rooms will be ceramic tile and will have drains in the floors for easy cleanup." Let me repeat: 'drains in the floors for EASY CLEAN-UP." Everyone in my "orientation group" was looking around like "WHAT THE FUCK?!" We ALSO have a holding cell! Which, of course, also has ceramic tile with drains in the floor. S-T-E-L-L-A-R! At least I'll be working at Starbucks so I'll be up at the front, and I'll be able to SEE all the action without having to take the risk of being part of it! Haha, ooooo man.
Well that's my exciting life thus far. Nothing else has happened, I'll keep you posted on the odd Target rantings and ravings. I know that the tales of debauchery and theft will keep you all entertained. I know it helped me stay awake for the 5 hour orientation! NIGHT!