First official procrastination post of the semester
Yes, classes don't start until tomorrow but I'm already brushing up on my procrastination skills... Two quick things:
1. There are some really fucking stupid bitches at Maxwell's right now.
Stupid Bitch #1: Do you guys have Frappuccino's?
Does this look like fucking Starbucks??
Stupid Bitch #2 (when they get their iced mochas): Hahahahahaha. He put them in glasses can you believe that??
Maybe she assumed that all those glasses lining the beverage area were only for show.
2. I ordered Chinese food for lunch the other day and upon opening my fortune cookie, I found not one but two fortunes.
Fortune #1: Keep in mind your most cherished dreams of the future.
Fortune #2: Be prepared for a sudden, needed, and happy change in plans.
What exactly are the fortune cookie goods trying to tell me?
1. There are some really fucking stupid bitches at Maxwell's right now.
Stupid Bitch #1: Do you guys have Frappuccino's?
Does this look like fucking Starbucks??
Stupid Bitch #2 (when they get their iced mochas): Hahahahahaha. He put them in glasses can you believe that??
Maybe she assumed that all those glasses lining the beverage area were only for show.
2. I ordered Chinese food for lunch the other day and upon opening my fortune cookie, I found not one but two fortunes.
Fortune #1: Keep in mind your most cherished dreams of the future.
Fortune #2: Be prepared for a sudden, needed, and happy change in plans.
What exactly are the fortune cookie goods trying to tell me?