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Jul 11, 2004 23:00

CNN Headline: "Officials Discuss How to Delay Election Day."

I guess Pres. Shrub figures he won't win this one with a simple counting snafu -- instead let's scare people away from the polls by telling them al Qaeda is planning some terrorist attack. Of course there are no specifics, no credible information. Risk level Aqua-Marine: Use statistics to our advantage by inciting scare tactics. Statistically the fewer people to vote the more likely a Republican will win. It's a fact dear readers.

Officially the code level is Yellow: Caution people, voting can be hazardous to your health. If we couldn't be more apathetic about voting, now those of us who might care are encouraged to stay away.

For humorous commentary in a visually pleasing manner please go to www.toostupidtobepresident.com I highly recommend "How the Bush stole the election"
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