Yet More randomness
I own the universal sock
I would love to own the universal sock. Who sold it to you?
I just found it one day, and was all like...ooo, universal sock
Does it fit you? 'Cos you know how the legend goes...
Why yes it does in fact fit
You haven't... wandered near any naked flames since you wore it, have you?
Absolutely not I need to keep it safe
Naw, I’m more worried about what would happen to you. Remember what happened to Geoff in the legends...
Oh? Do go on...
You haven't heard the legend of the universal sock?
Refresh my memory
>>Jog casts Refresh (Rank 17) on Raven
Wow thank you
That should solve that problem
>>A Dragon hits Jog for 493,542,175 Damage
>>Jog falls to the floor...
Oh dear, you ok?
No, I’m dead
Oops
I only have 2580HP
Would you like some more?
Could you resurrect me please?
>>Raven resurrects Jog using a phoenix feather...
Awesome, lets just hope the dragon doesn't spot me again
I shall poke it with a pointy stick until it goes away
>>Dragon is slightly peeved
>>Dragon grows weary of this stickpokery
>>Dragon goes home.
There we go then
All safe
You know the secrets to defeating easily-irritated dragons
I do
I’d say we make a great team, but I don't really do anything
You make a good dragon lure, if ever we need one
But what're the odds of that? (I grew weary of the crap, so I painted it black?)
It was a bit smelly
So you're likely to need a dude with a lampshade in his head to lure dragons?
Yes, you did fine the first time, you just need to learn how to duck
Ducks? When did they get involved?
When a dragon face planted you
It grabbed my face and slammed it through a building >.<
Hehe, you didn’t expect it to play fair did you?
But it did, and I’m grateful for that.
You are?
It’s better than if it had grabbed my testicles, and slammed them through a building. I would have died either way, this was the lesser of two evils.
O_o Oooooooh yes, I guess your right
See, some dragons, they'll find your weak point, and they'll EAT IT.
Eeeeekk. You best watch out then
That’s why I’m going to have to learn to catch ducks, right?
That and learn how to avoid getting whacked by dragons by in fact...ducking
For which I need a duck
Yes yes, they are good for that sort of thing
A technique I have yet to learn...
And you shall master it I’m sure
Only with your expert guidance
That I shall gladly give
When do these teachings begin?
They already have
You are a subtle teacher
I am, some might even think I’m doing nothing at all...but, they are wrong
I guess I’ll have to pay even more attention
A lot of it is subliminal
I keep getting dragoned.
I shall protect you with my pointy stick
And I will strive to perfect my "ducking" technique
QUACK!
AARGH!
Never fear, that was all part of the training, a surprise duck attack!
Just like in the movies!
Absolutely, you’re a budding duck ninja now
Nu na nu na nu na nu nahhh DUCK-NINJA!! You now have a theme tune
AMAGAD!! JUST WHAT I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF <3
Names and theme tunes are negotiable
So one can argue with their own name?!
Yes. It might be a one sided argument though
Yeh, I can imagine it'd not really fight back
Not much substance to a name really
Kinda intangible, I guess...
Yeah kinda
Only slightly, though
Yeah obviously not completely
Nothing’s completely intangible. Except me.
‘Cause you is like a ghost type thingy
Am I ghost type? Is that in my pokedex entry?
Uhhhh… Maaaaaaaybeeeeeeeeee
... You’ve been looking me up in the pokedex, haven't you?
....Uh....no
Lies!
Damn, you saw though me ...Like a ghost...
Does this mean you're also a ghost?
It might be, we aren’t sure just yet
Is your ghostliness being scientifically tested?
Not that I know of
That just means they're being subtle
I am very clever
And modest, too
Oh yes absolutely
Most modest person in the whole world
Well yes, one as awesome as me must be modest
I guess its just part of the job
Yep. How do you feel duck training is going then?
It’s complicated, I don't know if I can take all this training in in one day
Don’t worry you will get it
*Pokes with pointy stick*
Ouch!
That’s training for accidental poking when dealing with dragons. You did well
I feel proud
And so you should
Thankye
I would love to own the universal sock. Who sold it to you?
I just found it one day, and was all like...ooo, universal sock
Does it fit you? 'Cos you know how the legend goes...
Why yes it does in fact fit
You haven't... wandered near any naked flames since you wore it, have you?
Absolutely not I need to keep it safe
Naw, I’m more worried about what would happen to you. Remember what happened to Geoff in the legends...
Oh? Do go on...
You haven't heard the legend of the universal sock?
Refresh my memory
>>Jog casts Refresh (Rank 17) on Raven
Wow thank you
That should solve that problem
>>A Dragon hits Jog for 493,542,175 Damage
>>Jog falls to the floor...
Oh dear, you ok?
No, I’m dead
Oops
I only have 2580HP
Would you like some more?
Could you resurrect me please?
>>Raven resurrects Jog using a phoenix feather...
Awesome, lets just hope the dragon doesn't spot me again
I shall poke it with a pointy stick until it goes away
>>Dragon is slightly peeved
>>Dragon grows weary of this stickpokery
>>Dragon goes home.
There we go then
All safe
You know the secrets to defeating easily-irritated dragons
I do
I’d say we make a great team, but I don't really do anything
You make a good dragon lure, if ever we need one
But what're the odds of that? (I grew weary of the crap, so I painted it black?)
It was a bit smelly
So you're likely to need a dude with a lampshade in his head to lure dragons?
Yes, you did fine the first time, you just need to learn how to duck
Ducks? When did they get involved?
When a dragon face planted you
It grabbed my face and slammed it through a building >.<
Hehe, you didn’t expect it to play fair did you?
But it did, and I’m grateful for that.
You are?
It’s better than if it had grabbed my testicles, and slammed them through a building. I would have died either way, this was the lesser of two evils.
O_o Oooooooh yes, I guess your right
See, some dragons, they'll find your weak point, and they'll EAT IT.
Eeeeekk. You best watch out then
That’s why I’m going to have to learn to catch ducks, right?
That and learn how to avoid getting whacked by dragons by in fact...ducking
For which I need a duck
Yes yes, they are good for that sort of thing
A technique I have yet to learn...
And you shall master it I’m sure
Only with your expert guidance
That I shall gladly give
When do these teachings begin?
They already have
You are a subtle teacher
I am, some might even think I’m doing nothing at all...but, they are wrong
I guess I’ll have to pay even more attention
A lot of it is subliminal
I keep getting dragoned.
I shall protect you with my pointy stick
And I will strive to perfect my "ducking" technique
QUACK!
AARGH!
Never fear, that was all part of the training, a surprise duck attack!
Just like in the movies!
Absolutely, you’re a budding duck ninja now
Nu na nu na nu na nu nahhh DUCK-NINJA!! You now have a theme tune
AMAGAD!! JUST WHAT I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF <3
Names and theme tunes are negotiable
So one can argue with their own name?!
Yes. It might be a one sided argument though
Yeh, I can imagine it'd not really fight back
Not much substance to a name really
Kinda intangible, I guess...
Yeah kinda
Only slightly, though
Yeah obviously not completely
Nothing’s completely intangible. Except me.
‘Cause you is like a ghost type thingy
Am I ghost type? Is that in my pokedex entry?
Uhhhh… Maaaaaaaybeeeeeeeeee
... You’ve been looking me up in the pokedex, haven't you?
....Uh....no
Lies!
Damn, you saw though me ...Like a ghost...
Does this mean you're also a ghost?
It might be, we aren’t sure just yet
Is your ghostliness being scientifically tested?
Not that I know of
That just means they're being subtle
I am very clever
And modest, too
Oh yes absolutely
Most modest person in the whole world
Well yes, one as awesome as me must be modest
I guess its just part of the job
Yep. How do you feel duck training is going then?
It’s complicated, I don't know if I can take all this training in in one day
Don’t worry you will get it
*Pokes with pointy stick*
Ouch!
That’s training for accidental poking when dealing with dragons. You did well
I feel proud
And so you should
Thankye