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Arya's Song
by Ravenclaw Eric
ttto "I've Got a Little List"
As someday it may happen that I feel the urge to slay,
I've got a little list, I've got a little list,
Of a bunch of rotten people whose deaths would improve my day,
And they never would be missed, they never would be missed!
There's that psychopathic manchild who's now sitting on the throne,
Who loves to torture people just to hear them shriek and moan,
And his mother who's an awful bitch the whole world ought to hate,
How happy I would be to see her meet an awful fate!
And that horrible Ser Ilyn who took off my father's head,
I'm going to make them dead, I'm going to make them dead!
Readers:
She's got 'em on the list, she's got 'em on the list,
And they'll none of 'em be missed, they'll none of 'em be missed!
There's that monster called the Mountain, who is bigger than an ox,
I've got him on the list, I've got him on the list,
And his follower the Tickler, who I wish would die of pox,
He never would be missed, he never would be missed!
And that scar-faced rotten cynic that is called Sandor Clegane,
How happy I would be to bring him death with awful pain!
I'll stick the knives into their backs and give 'em each a twist,
And they'll none of 'em be missed, they'll none of 'em be missed!
There's Raff the Sweetling, Polliver, and Dunsen, Chitwick, Weese,
I've got them on the list, I've got them on the list,
To slaughter all the lot of them would be a real release,
And they never will be missed, they never will be missed!
Ser Amory and Ser Meryn, and that's all I have for now,
I don't know how I'll kill them but I'll find a way, somehow
So do not harm my family or you'll be next on my list
And they'll none of 'em be missed, they'll none of 'em be missed!
by Ravenclaw Eric
ttto "I've Got a Little List"
As someday it may happen that I feel the urge to slay,
I've got a little list, I've got a little list,
Of a bunch of rotten people whose deaths would improve my day,
And they never would be missed, they never would be missed!
There's that psychopathic manchild who's now sitting on the throne,
Who loves to torture people just to hear them shriek and moan,
And his mother who's an awful bitch the whole world ought to hate,
How happy I would be to see her meet an awful fate!
And that horrible Ser Ilyn who took off my father's head,
I'm going to make them dead, I'm going to make them dead!
Readers:
She's got 'em on the list, she's got 'em on the list,
And they'll none of 'em be missed, they'll none of 'em be missed!
There's that monster called the Mountain, who is bigger than an ox,
I've got him on the list, I've got him on the list,
And his follower the Tickler, who I wish would die of pox,
He never would be missed, he never would be missed!
And that scar-faced rotten cynic that is called Sandor Clegane,
How happy I would be to bring him death with awful pain!
I'll stick the knives into their backs and give 'em each a twist,
And they'll none of 'em be missed, they'll none of 'em be missed!
There's Raff the Sweetling, Polliver, and Dunsen, Chitwick, Weese,
I've got them on the list, I've got them on the list,
To slaughter all the lot of them would be a real release,
And they never will be missed, they never will be missed!
Ser Amory and Ser Meryn, and that's all I have for now,
I don't know how I'll kill them but I'll find a way, somehow
So do not harm my family or you'll be next on my list
And they'll none of 'em be missed, they'll none of 'em be missed!