Adapted from an epigram by Martial...

[ravenclaw_eric]

Casey ended Caylee's life,
O.J. Simpson killed his wife.
Despite the way the people squawked,
The juries fumbled, and they walked.
I think for them the perfect fate
Is to meet up, shack up and mate.
And those who see them finally matched
May place bets on who'll be dispatched.

--Ravenclaw Eric