I'd be screaming if that weren't blazingly inappropriate for a man of my stature.

[ravencapt]

Bloody.

Fecking.

Hell.

I should check my post more often.

24 hours is not enough time to decide.

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[bittercakes]

Buzz, buzz.

If Wasps even buzz.

If not: Wasp, wasp.

[ravencapt]

... sometimes I wonder about you, Marietta.

[bittercakes]

I'm not offended in the slightest.

[ravencapt]

Don't get me wrong, I think you're great.

... I still wonder about you.

[bittercakes]

Wondering is the new Ravenclaw way. Or possibly the old.

[ravencapt]

I'll keep that in mind.

I guess I'm a professional Quidditch player. Interested in celebrating with me?

[bittercakes]

You decided? I thought 24 hours was not enough and now you're telling me it was more than enough?

[ravencapt]

Padma has this talent for making me feel like a right idiot.

I can't say no to something like this. Even if it is the Wasps.

[bittercakes]

Then how could I say no to celebration? Even if it is the celebration of your no longer being a right idiot, and becoming a Wasp, instead.

[ravencapt]

Thank you for putting such a delightful spin on things.

I have this thing I've been saving for a special occasion.

[bittercakes]

No thanks necessary, of course.

Oooo what is it?

[ravencapt]

Of course. Such is the Ravenclaw way.

It's the fifth Scotch thing I've ever purchased.

[bittercakes]

Are you going to model a five kilts for me or serve a rousing round of refreshments?

[ravencapt]

Well, the Davies do have a tartan and I do have a kilt, but we're Welsh, not Scotch.

[bittercakes]

Do I get to see the kilt?

[ravencapt]

The Welsh actually spell it 'cilt', if you're interested.

And it depends, I suppose, on how Scotched we get.