Memorandum
Please note:
Though my job specifically states I am to look up correct addresses for letters, please note: THIS is for letters that COME BACK to us because the addresses were bad.
This does NOT give you leeway to submit files to us with a name and a city with the expectation that we will find the completed address for you; that's not in my job description. YOU want the letters to go out? Then YOU find the goddamn address to send it to; don't half-ass it and slough it off onto me, expecting me to find it.
You all supposedly have nursing or pharmacy degrees, right? I'm going to go under the assumption (and at this point, rather liberally so), that prior to your completing or even getting INTO said schools, you learned how to ADDRESS AN ENVELOPE, which means FORWARDING A FILE WITH ONLY A NAME AND KIND OF A CITY IS NOT A COMPLETE ADDRESS.
Even better are the ones that send me, of all things, a NAME, and a PHONE NUMBER. What? You want me to call and ask these people for a cup of fucking sugar? Proposition them for a date? What? That's even WORSE than the NAME/CITY combination; at least THOSE I have a chance of locating.
Sending me a file with a missing ZIP code? Fine, I can forgive that. Questionably spelled street or city name? I can deal. Incomplete addresses? No, that's not my job. MY job is to make sure the damned letters go out. YOUR job is to tell me where to send them. Otherwise, I'm going to tell YOU where to STICK your frigging letters.
Though my job specifically states I am to look up correct addresses for letters, please note: THIS is for letters that COME BACK to us because the addresses were bad.
This does NOT give you leeway to submit files to us with a name and a city with the expectation that we will find the completed address for you; that's not in my job description. YOU want the letters to go out? Then YOU find the goddamn address to send it to; don't half-ass it and slough it off onto me, expecting me to find it.
You all supposedly have nursing or pharmacy degrees, right? I'm going to go under the assumption (and at this point, rather liberally so), that prior to your completing or even getting INTO said schools, you learned how to ADDRESS AN ENVELOPE, which means FORWARDING A FILE WITH ONLY A NAME AND KIND OF A CITY IS NOT A COMPLETE ADDRESS.
Even better are the ones that send me, of all things, a NAME, and a PHONE NUMBER. What? You want me to call and ask these people for a cup of fucking sugar? Proposition them for a date? What? That's even WORSE than the NAME/CITY combination; at least THOSE I have a chance of locating.
Sending me a file with a missing ZIP code? Fine, I can forgive that. Questionably spelled street or city name? I can deal. Incomplete addresses? No, that's not my job. MY job is to make sure the damned letters go out. YOUR job is to tell me where to send them. Otherwise, I'm going to tell YOU where to STICK your frigging letters.