Now here's a dangerous meme, ganked from
p_zeitgeist and others:
"If you had me under your command and could make me write anything-- fanfic or original fic, regardless of whether or not I know the fandom or if anybody even writes fic in that fandom and no matter how crack-addled it might be, what would you love to see me write?
Not, mind you, that there's much of any chance that I would ever actually write it, whatever it should be. Or that I'd finish it even if I started it. But still. Inquiring minds want to know."
Now don't all of you say "30 Tortures" sequel at once. ;)