Dear Raven,

Can you please stop thinking in the shower? I highly doubt shampooing your hair with soap is anywhere close to healthy.

Yours,
      Self.

Do you REALLY think I am going to let you cancel the Seder just because I'm sick?
Wtf parents. Use your brain. Passover is my (semi-)favorite holiday! Why would I EVER let you ruin it for me just because I'm a little weak?

I've been WAITING SO LONG FOR PASSOVER to solicit all my (useless) cousins to watch Prince of Egypt with me, and now? D: D: D:  ( Read more... )