"So, is this a very original way to come out of the closet?"
BWAHAHAHA! Purim, I forgot how EPIC this holiday is.
I forgot it's even today, although I've been hearing snippets about costumes and was told it is Purim almost three times the past week all.
So the children's costumes did not surprise me this year. While last year they had Tnuva (dairy) products, such as the milk carton (O'HI TNUVI!) and a dynamite, or a large Ozen Haman. (#$@#$ How can anyone WALK with that thing on?!) Anyway. This year the boy dressed up as Batman, and the girl dressed up as a princess. The Princess of Light. Now, instead of the star-shaped wand, she should've just hung a lightbulb over her head. Wouldn't that be a more creative idea? >_>;
So, the ones that I MUST WRITE DOWN HERE FOR I WILL NOT FORGET ARE;
1. Uncle. Dressed up as a cop. Female cop, walking around with a long black wig and red lipstick. (Pfffft he turned into a Russian prostitute. Not that I have anything against Russians. :3 ♥)
2. Brother, in a dress. Red wig, make up all over, black net stockings, fffff high heels. BLUE MASCARA HAHAHAHAHA. I am never letting him live this down. EVER.
3. Mom as Mini Mouse. In a plain strapless dress and her usual red hair being all pretty. |: WOMAN, why are you so beautiful? How can I ever compete with YOUR looks? /dies.
4. ROFLMAO Dad. Your hobo costume is SO not going to fool anyone in the synagogue! You've been growing this beard for over a week now, nobody's going to be surprised to see it! #$@#$ And that horrible black wig? >o> NO. Just, no. And yes, I did get hurt today. As you should know, whenever I throw a fit.
5. Ariel is dressing up as a pregnant lady~! (Which is totally appropriate considering she couldn't give birth for over than 10 years... I think. >>; Okay, maybe not so appropriate, but now she has two little girls. That's good, right?
6. Ariel's stupid nigga husband (he's not really nigger. o_o;;;; I hope I'm not insulting anyone here, he's just really dark skinned, as is my father, so I feel comfortable joking about it. ...Okay, perhaps not so comfortable anymore. If I haven't deleted these lines by the time this post is being published, I am sorry. ilu! ;;) is dressing up as a Rabbi. /sniggering forever.
7. Sweet baby~ ♥ Amyth turned into Goldilocks. Of that my wonderful aunt (Uncle's wife. See number 1.) took a picture. BWAHAHA. I'll see if I can get it and upload it here.
I wonder if they got grandpa and grandma dressed up, too? /curious now.
I'mma go get something to eat. BAW skipping lunch. Pills. >;
Happy holiday, gals! ♥ I love you all forever.
BWAHAHA PURIM DAY~~~
I forgot it's even today, although I've been hearing snippets about costumes and was told it is Purim almost three times the past week all.
So the children's costumes did not surprise me this year. While last year they had Tnuva (dairy) products, such as the milk carton (O'HI TNUVI!) and a dynamite, or a large Ozen Haman. (#$@#$ How can anyone WALK with that thing on?!) Anyway. This year the boy dressed up as Batman, and the girl dressed up as a princess. The Princess of Light. Now, instead of the star-shaped wand, she should've just hung a lightbulb over her head. Wouldn't that be a more creative idea? >_>;
So, the ones that I MUST WRITE DOWN HERE FOR I WILL NOT FORGET ARE;
1. Uncle. Dressed up as a cop. Female cop, walking around with a long black wig and red lipstick. (Pfffft he turned into a Russian prostitute. Not that I have anything against Russians. :3 ♥)
2. Brother, in a dress. Red wig, make up all over, black net stockings, fffff high heels. BLUE MASCARA HAHAHAHAHA. I am never letting him live this down. EVER.
3. Mom as Mini Mouse. In a plain strapless dress and her usual red hair being all pretty. |: WOMAN, why are you so beautiful? How can I ever compete with YOUR looks? /dies.
4. ROFLMAO Dad. Your hobo costume is SO not going to fool anyone in the synagogue! You've been growing this beard for over a week now, nobody's going to be surprised to see it! #$@#$ And that horrible black wig? >o> NO. Just, no. And yes, I did get hurt today. As you should know, whenever I throw a fit.
5. Ariel is dressing up as a pregnant lady~! (Which is totally appropriate considering she couldn't give birth for over than 10 years... I think. >>; Okay, maybe not so appropriate, but now she has two little girls. That's good, right?
6. Ariel's stupid nigga husband (he's not really nigger. o_o;;;; I hope I'm not insulting anyone here, he's just really dark skinned, as is my father, so I feel comfortable joking about it. ...Okay, perhaps not so comfortable anymore. If I haven't deleted these lines by the time this post is being published, I am sorry. ilu! ;;) is dressing up as a Rabbi. /sniggering forever.
7. Sweet baby~ ♥ Amyth turned into Goldilocks. Of that my wonderful aunt (Uncle's wife. See number 1.) took a picture. BWAHAHA. I'll see if I can get it and upload it here.
I wonder if they got grandpa and grandma dressed up, too? /curious now.
I'mma go get something to eat. BAW skipping lunch. Pills. >;
Happy holiday, gals! ♥ I love you all forever.
BWAHAHA PURIM DAY~~~