Machida Jamaicuntz;
SO ANOTHER COPY AND PASTE FROM MSN, LOLOLOLOL. UHH. I BE THE BLUE TEXTTTT. Meggin~Green :B
fucking jamaicunts man
I got cornered.
my read wants a baby but I cannot sandwich it says:
WHATTTT
There are less Baldwin brothers, then there are polar bears :U says:
YEAH MAN. LIKE IT MADE ME THINK ABOUT HARAJUKU, HOW YOUR MOM WAS LKE 'OH, YOU'RE PROLLY BEING PARANOID' AND MY MIND DWAS LIKE ORLY?
but yeah, like we were in donquijote and I had SUDDEN URGE TO PEE so I was like mel, finish yo shopping and meet me wherevers after I pee.
so she's like kay, I waddle off, and like right next to the shoe place next to Cat's Eye this jamaican is like EYECONTACT and I'm like ohfuck, kinda fuzzy brain from INTECTOID PAIN and he's like approach
so I'm like sighhh x____x and he does that thing where he's trying to hold my hand but I'm pretending to dig through my bag while he's asking all this questions like WHERE DO YOU LIVE, YOU IN SCHOOL? HOW OLD ARE YOU? CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER? WHEN CAN I CALL YOU? WANNA MEET UP FOR DRINKS?
my read wants a baby but I cannot sandwich it says:
CN I HAB UR NUMBAH? ):
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and I'm like ughhghghghghghghhhh trying to pull out my phone and fake a call and STUPID THING revives itself for a minute (RIIIGHT) and he's all oh, gimme your number, so I end up thinking again, fuzzy, infectoid JUST GIVE HIM THE NUMBER AND NEVER ANSWER HIM/BLOCK HIS CALLS.
so I do, I run away into the game center going MAN MY FRIENDS ARE WAITING IN THERE he's finally like okay, hug attempt and I'm like fucking nigga dodge, and I call mel like DUDE, I'M IN CATS EYE. I CAN'T GO BACK OUT THERE.
so she comes over and I tell her what happened, she's like DDDD: D: D: D: D: and then like five minutes later she has money in a game to win chocolates or whatever and this OTHER JAMAICUNT comes walking in and he's like EYECONTACT and I'm like SHITFUCK because he comes up all HEYYY, NOISENOISENOISE and he just like grabs my hand so I'm like FUCK, THERE GOES MY ESCAPE? and he's like talktalk WHERE
DO YOU LIVE? and I'm like UH.UH.UHH.FAR? and he's like OHYEAH?WHERE? and like right after that mel finishes her last claw thing and like spins on the dude like WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE SHE LIVES? YOU DON'T KNOW HER. BLAHBLAHBLAH and I'm like inner laugh at mad mel
my read wants a baby but I cannot sandwich it says:
OH GOD MAD MEL ohgod what
hahah
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and the guys like heyy, I'm just tryin to get to know you blahblahblah and mel's like what's your name? and he's like mike or something that I kinda doubted and she's like MIKE. I AM MELANIE. THAT IS ALREADY MORE THEN YOU NEED TO KNOW BUT THERE, YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHERE WE'RE FROM OR WHERE WE LIVE noisenoisenoise and I'nm like HAAA. *pushees&drags mel off in random direction towards purikurass
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my read wants a baby but I cannot sandwich it says:
lmaoooooooooooo
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and she's like wtfff? jamaicans? wtfff? why is you attractin dem? and I was like IDK MAN. UH. PERFUME?
and she's like snort, and we go about our day jamaicun dodging.
my read wants a baby but I cannot sandwich it says:
YOUR PHERAMONES or whatever
hahahahaahohgod man
that's just...a;sldkfj;slkdjf
There are less Baldwin brothers, then there are polar bears :U says:
that was what she thought at first xD;; 'BATHE IN PHERAMONES, MUCH?'
my read wants a baby but I cannot sandwich it says:
HAH
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but but but IT WAS A BLACK DUDE THING MAN IDK.
because like I got onbase with mel, and I had to grab some cabbage from the commissary to make dinner, and I run in and see this dude I see like everywhere onbase, and idk, he talks to me something? he's funny lololol xD;
but he's like STRIKESUPCONVERSASHUNAGAIN and he's light skinned'ed so I'm like MOARTRUSTING 'I GOT A FRIEND WAITING IN THE CAR, SEE YOU ROUND o 3o' *darts off*
but yeah, I saw him yesterday at the clinic because he works there, he was talking to some of the check in counter people when I went up like hopkins, appointment for 2o'clock, and he's like 'NO YOU'RE NOT.'
I hadn't noticed him, so I just turn and look like -___ - psh. and then I slide my ID across the counter like ANYWAYSSS
my read wants a baby but I cannot sandwich it says:
lmaooo
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and he's like DAMN YA'LL. YOU SEE THAT? MAN. I MEAN MAAAN. SHE JUST SLAPPED ME WITH A STARE.'
and lawl, that's just been in my head since then xD lololol
my read wants a baby but I cannot sandwich it says:
hahahaha XD ohman
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srsly
so I got in the car like shit. black men these days.
my read wants a baby but I cannot sandwich it says:
hahahahahahaah THIS IS WHY I'M RACIST? but not? ahahaha