Thirteen Things You'll Never Hear Me Say
1. "I don't like chocolate."
2. "Wine? I'll pass. I don't drink."
3. "I don't need more shoes."
4. "I didn't read anything last night."
5. "Starbucks? No thanks."
6. "I'm fine with the fact that my boobs are shrinking."
7. "I don't need coffee in the morning. I'm just as perky without it."
8. "I don't dance and sing when I listen to music. I'm a passive listener. In fact, I really don't like music."
9. "I forgot to eat today."
10. "A free pedicure? No thanks."
11. "I'm not addicted to lotion and chapstick."
12. "I don't need more earrings."
13. "The internet's down? That's fine. I don't need 24/7 access to blogs."
Idea courtesy of SteelersBoy and Clink.