I've got a deadly case of "the Mondays"
I just really thought you ought to know that today sucks.
I have had a nasty stomach bug for a week.
I woke up today with a head cold.
When I eat my stomach and intestines wage war on the rest of my body.
And to top it all off I LIT MYSELF ON FIRE TODAY
Not two minutes after saying something along the lines of
"Working with Bunsen burners always makes me nervous and I had a dream I caught on fire last night."
Then what do I do? Lean over an open flame in my sickly obliviousness and burn my fleece.
It smells funny now and it is brown and scratchy =[
I have had a nasty stomach bug for a week.
I woke up today with a head cold.
When I eat my stomach and intestines wage war on the rest of my body.
And to top it all off I LIT MYSELF ON FIRE TODAY
Not two minutes after saying something along the lines of
"Working with Bunsen burners always makes me nervous and I had a dream I caught on fire last night."
Then what do I do? Lean over an open flame in my sickly obliviousness and burn my fleece.
It smells funny now and it is brown and scratchy =[