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yo wuzz haapnin!? this is this is this is!!! a story of the young and restless. Gangsta, G'd up from the feet up. story of Jakk tha Rippa Nigga. hahahahHa Wat up hajajajajajajaja its me snitches and yes snitches get stitches yA diggggg Ajd hehe WE GLOBaL!!!!!!! WE the BEsT!!!!!!! anywho one day i was playin wit my nine thinkin the safety was on i looked at shag and said heh heh heh as i pointed the heater at my dick head... Uh oh..... bang! bang! "Where's my cock? Where's my cock?" I said Shaggy had already fainted wit his botch ass. so i found my giant mutilated member under the bed? Dick slapped my amigo
ShAg to wake up. Should i go to the hospital? no, warants :( So i told shag to get the thread and needle (he likes to sew) (fag) "Sew my shit back on" i said A big smile popped on his face. "0k" he said as he went to work. "All better" he said two minutes later. i was kind nervous about the " opperation" Dr. Shaggadelic had just performed so i didnt look at it. Didnt want to. So me and shag talk bout how were going to forget about wat had happened as i still wont look at my member. boy dat was a big mistake especially considering da fAct dat Dr. Shag was no doctor. So a couple days go by (i still havent looked at my dick) and i have a hot date. ooh wee! I cant wait to get some. So we had dinner went to the movies and now we are back at my place ready to get down to buisness ya dig. So we' re making out i got her cloths off doing my thang. Alil licky licky if u knawisayin. Now errythang was going fine till it was my turn to get my heAd wet. She haz my pants off. Once my boxers off; AHHHHH The bitch screams bloody murder. im like wats wrong but shes stunned. So i look down...my penis is backwards!!!!! SHAGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The end.
ShAg to wake up. Should i go to the hospital? no, warants :( So i told shag to get the thread and needle (he likes to sew) (fag) "Sew my shit back on" i said A big smile popped on his face. "0k" he said as he went to work. "All better" he said two minutes later. i was kind nervous about the " opperation" Dr. Shaggadelic had just performed so i didnt look at it. Didnt want to. So me and shag talk bout how were going to forget about wat had happened as i still wont look at my member. boy dat was a big mistake especially considering da fAct dat Dr. Shag was no doctor. So a couple days go by (i still havent looked at my dick) and i have a hot date. ooh wee! I cant wait to get some. So we had dinner went to the movies and now we are back at my place ready to get down to buisness ya dig. So we' re making out i got her cloths off doing my thang. Alil licky licky if u knawisayin. Now errythang was going fine till it was my turn to get my heAd wet. She haz my pants off. Once my boxers off; AHHHHH The bitch screams bloody murder. im like wats wrong but shes stunned. So i look down...my penis is backwards!!!!! SHAGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The end.