how i killed jesus
where to begin it all took place back in the day when we had to walk to school in 5 feet of snow in paper shoes and a duffle bag full of holy water and we all carried around a bible and once we got to school we all sat around in a circle and prayed for redempetion that never came and still never came but soon it will and once it does we will all be saved ......... so back to the story ... there was this young man jesus who was the cool kid I mean like seriously how can somebody heal people and walk on water unless they are a cool kid or part of the cool group.
so anyway when I came across this young man he said " Let The Lord Be Your Savior " and I was all like " yo dont talk to me like that you dont even know me son " then he said ... I will pray for you and well after that it set me off so what I did is I punced him right in his grill and broke his 2 front teeth and made that bitch look like a field goal .... so the next day when I seen him again he had 2 new teeth and I was astounded that this happened. So once I seen this I took my holy water and I threw it in his eye and watch him fall on the ground a cry like a lil bitch next I took my bible and hit him in the face ... and believe me it left a mark ...... so finally after a serious ass kicking I grabed my battle axe and I severed his head and put in the duffle bag and once I got out of school and went home to my cardboard house, I took the head of jesus out of the bag and I grabed my plastic spoon and my pet rock and my pet rock hit jesus skull and I ate the brains and yes I gained super powers and let me tell you it is so much fun to walk on water. So thats how I killed jesus !
so anyway when I came across this young man he said " Let The Lord Be Your Savior " and I was all like " yo dont talk to me like that you dont even know me son " then he said ... I will pray for you and well after that it set me off so what I did is I punced him right in his grill and broke his 2 front teeth and made that bitch look like a field goal .... so the next day when I seen him again he had 2 new teeth and I was astounded that this happened. So once I seen this I took my holy water and I threw it in his eye and watch him fall on the ground a cry like a lil bitch next I took my bible and hit him in the face ... and believe me it left a mark ...... so finally after a serious ass kicking I grabed my battle axe and I severed his head and put in the duffle bag and once I got out of school and went home to my cardboard house, I took the head of jesus out of the bag and I grabed my plastic spoon and my pet rock and my pet rock hit jesus skull and I ate the brains and yes I gained super powers and let me tell you it is so much fun to walk on water. So thats how I killed jesus !