You guys are gonna love me for this:
HAHAHAHA XD
ahem
Sonic the Hedgehog Exlax: For when you really need to go fast.
Spartan Condoms: Makes you bang like the God of War.
Mega Man Viagra: So you too can pew, pew, pew!
Princess Peach Birth Control: Works even against reptiles.
Bomberman Imodium: Prevention against bombs in your pants.
World of Warcraft Diapers: For when getting up during a raid isn’t an option.
Mario Bros. Liquid Drain Cleaner: We can get anything out of your pipes, even Goombas.
Anti-Toad Brand Canesten: Kills the fungus. Dead.
Honey BBQ Chocobo Wings: Sword slaughtered freshness from our factory to your table.
Well... that cracked me up lyke whoa.
now I'm hungry... mmm chocobo wings xD