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*BDO Entrance Line 2007*
Emo fag: "Oh, Gerard Way is so dreamy!"
Rock fag: "Are you for serious? He's like such a whiny woman"
E: "No WAY, he's the best, at least he's not jumping on some 'its cool to like an indie prog rock band' trend like all those Muse fans."
R: "Excuse me? Trend bashing, from someone in a My Chemical Romance teeshirt? Cha?"
E: Can you move over there? I think a flea just crawled out of that disgusting mess of sown up greasy tangles you call a hairstyle"
R: "Oh, don't worry, I'm sure if one did, it would drop dead once it touched those 17 layers of black hair dye you've soaked into your moronic scenekid scalp!"
E: "Oh, go polish the studs on your belt and make sure your armbands are still attactched."
R: "You're all words, afraid i'd kick your ass? I bet you'd be fighting if you didnt want to get those tight black jeans dirty"
E: "Black jeans? Er, pot! Kettle! Black!"
R: "There you go with black again, it's all about 'wahhh my mum wouldnt buy me hairdye', 'my gf broke up with me', 'no-one understands me', 'I'm gonna slit my wrists in a clearly obvious yet ultimately harmless way!'"
E: "Yeah? Yeah??? As opposed to, 'I'm so alterntive and dark, i listen to Muse and Tool', 'I'm so into the music i dont need to scream or mosh'. Well, why don't you go jump into your 'mosh' pit, and you know, stand around doing nothing but that stupid boppy thing you do."
R: "Ha, yeah, right. At least WE dont scream unintelligably, cry at the band till our girly makeup runs and wiggle around like a bunch of girls!!"
*Both look at ground angrily*
E: "..Hey, I like your shoes man, they chucks right?"
R: "Yeah dude...Hey got any smokes?"
E: "Sure.. Add me to your myspace."
*Bemused Metalhead fag walks past and glances disdainfully at both kids*
MH: "Yeah right, 'chucks'... Fuckers."
Emo fag: "Oh, Gerard Way is so dreamy!"
Rock fag: "Are you for serious? He's like such a whiny woman"
E: "No WAY, he's the best, at least he's not jumping on some 'its cool to like an indie prog rock band' trend like all those Muse fans."
R: "Excuse me? Trend bashing, from someone in a My Chemical Romance teeshirt? Cha?"
E: Can you move over there? I think a flea just crawled out of that disgusting mess of sown up greasy tangles you call a hairstyle"
R: "Oh, don't worry, I'm sure if one did, it would drop dead once it touched those 17 layers of black hair dye you've soaked into your moronic scenekid scalp!"
E: "Oh, go polish the studs on your belt and make sure your armbands are still attactched."
R: "You're all words, afraid i'd kick your ass? I bet you'd be fighting if you didnt want to get those tight black jeans dirty"
E: "Black jeans? Er, pot! Kettle! Black!"
R: "There you go with black again, it's all about 'wahhh my mum wouldnt buy me hairdye', 'my gf broke up with me', 'no-one understands me', 'I'm gonna slit my wrists in a clearly obvious yet ultimately harmless way!'"
E: "Yeah? Yeah??? As opposed to, 'I'm so alterntive and dark, i listen to Muse and Tool', 'I'm so into the music i dont need to scream or mosh'. Well, why don't you go jump into your 'mosh' pit, and you know, stand around doing nothing but that stupid boppy thing you do."
R: "Ha, yeah, right. At least WE dont scream unintelligably, cry at the band till our girly makeup runs and wiggle around like a bunch of girls!!"
*Both look at ground angrily*
E: "..Hey, I like your shoes man, they chucks right?"
R: "Yeah dude...Hey got any smokes?"
E: "Sure.. Add me to your myspace."
*Bemused Metalhead fag walks past and glances disdainfully at both kids*
MH: "Yeah right, 'chucks'... Fuckers."