Facebook Quotes Immortalized...
"I'm going on a Jewish Rampage!"- Kate
"I wanna love you forever, because you are Jewish and short, and your homeland is Israel..."- Making fun of Kate
"Moral? No, by my troth I have no moral meaning. I meant plain crack, girl!"- Much Ado About Nothing...in da HOOD!
"And on those cold nights, Horace... You can snuggle up with your cell phone... It's lumpy, but it vibrates!"-me
"So Grant, how do you like being a homo?"- Garrett
"So you won't eat animals but you'll fuck them?"- Maree
Scarlett: Branigan, now that doesn't make any sense! What the hell are you gonna do with a doll?
Me: Stab him in the FACE with it!
"Well, I was thinking about it and I just wanted to say something like: Thanks... Cunts. Just to see everybody's reactions."- Nico
"No, it IS self-preservation, because you can't self-procreate!"- me
"It wasn't the planes. It was beauty killed the beast."- Jack Black (King Kong)
"Daddy would you like some sausage?"- Jessica
"Is it okay if you can see my balls?"- Ryan
"You just touched my titties. If you touch my titties again they're gonna jump up and bite you. I got Medusa titties! They're gonna jump up and bite you on the nose!"- Ryan
Sean: I'm a carpenter
Jacqui: **Confused Look**
Me: He's a carpenter...like JESUS!
Jacqui: Oh, a CARPENTER!
So now that freshman year is over, it's time to fix up my facebook page and get rid of all the new quotes. I would hate to see these gems go to waste though, so I'm putting them here for all to enjoy...yes. I love it. Good times.
"All I want is a Dos X and some time alone with my worm." -Nick
Me: Jesus was a homosexual.
Jackie: What about Mary Magdolin?
Me: She was his hag.
Rose: I'm sure he appreciated that religious experience.
Me: Of course! To him I'm like the Virgin...well, I'm like Mary!
"When were blowjobs first discovered to be pleasurable?"- Koty
"You're getting soft, Malcolm.
I'm still hard enough to kill you."- Thursday
"We like big tips and we cannot lie
You other workers can't deny
When a tip drops in to the bottom of the bin
With a smile on our face we say
THANK YOU"- Gotta Love Coldstone.
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P.S. I made the Dean's List! Yay for me!
"I wanna love you forever, because you are Jewish and short, and your homeland is Israel..."- Making fun of Kate
"Moral? No, by my troth I have no moral meaning. I meant plain crack, girl!"- Much Ado About Nothing...in da HOOD!
"And on those cold nights, Horace... You can snuggle up with your cell phone... It's lumpy, but it vibrates!"-me
"So Grant, how do you like being a homo?"- Garrett
"So you won't eat animals but you'll fuck them?"- Maree
Scarlett: Branigan, now that doesn't make any sense! What the hell are you gonna do with a doll?
Me: Stab him in the FACE with it!
"Well, I was thinking about it and I just wanted to say something like: Thanks... Cunts. Just to see everybody's reactions."- Nico
"No, it IS self-preservation, because you can't self-procreate!"- me
"It wasn't the planes. It was beauty killed the beast."- Jack Black (King Kong)
"Daddy would you like some sausage?"- Jessica
"Is it okay if you can see my balls?"- Ryan
"You just touched my titties. If you touch my titties again they're gonna jump up and bite you. I got Medusa titties! They're gonna jump up and bite you on the nose!"- Ryan
Sean: I'm a carpenter
Jacqui: **Confused Look**
Me: He's a carpenter...like JESUS!
Jacqui: Oh, a CARPENTER!
So now that freshman year is over, it's time to fix up my facebook page and get rid of all the new quotes. I would hate to see these gems go to waste though, so I'm putting them here for all to enjoy...yes. I love it. Good times.
"All I want is a Dos X and some time alone with my worm." -Nick
Me: Jesus was a homosexual.
Jackie: What about Mary Magdolin?
Me: She was his hag.
Rose: I'm sure he appreciated that religious experience.
Me: Of course! To him I'm like the Virgin...well, I'm like Mary!
"When were blowjobs first discovered to be pleasurable?"- Koty
"You're getting soft, Malcolm.
I'm still hard enough to kill you."- Thursday
"We like big tips and we cannot lie
You other workers can't deny
When a tip drops in to the bottom of the bin
With a smile on our face we say
THANK YOU"- Gotta Love Coldstone.
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P.S. I made the Dean's List! Yay for me!