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its only really just hit me;
NEWSFLASH!
Today was pretty fuckin' cool...
so yeah i slept in, not the greatest start to a great day, but what the hell, i only made three people late...not that it mattered as the 4th party member was late to the meetin point ayways, but it was all cool in the end...
ok ive went too far without telling you what the fuck we were doing already havent i? well i met up with gillie, fi n will at the inchinan bus stop after them getting off to wait for my lazy ass...so i ran to teh stop to make sure we werent any later...god, how i'd forgotten how much excersise sucks...
anyways, a bus trip and the loss of will later n we were at bugger king gettin a bite to eat n we met with Gill as planned...random walkies ensued untill we got gill to agree to take bus money from us cos she didnt have anythin on her at the time (her work hadnt payed her yet, more about that later folks!) and so we were off to the SECC for the careers hingy-ma-jig...which wasnt great...ok it would be a real push to call it mediocre...we saw a lot of familiar faces, way too many unfamiliar ones in those red n black ned jackets with that wee yellow bit on the back, yes they were funkin everywhere for sum reason...the highlight was seein how hyper claire was...over her bit o' slate...yeah...a bit of old roofing material which she cut herself no less...anyways, i occupied myself for a good five minutes trying to figure out whether the gun the marine on one of the wall panels was an M4 or if it was a bit aged n was an M16, but after gillie demonstrated how much he new about guns i just guessed that it was an M4....................YES THE EXEBITION WAS THAT FUCKING INTERESTING!!!....*ahem* but hey, its was something differant n i got a keyring out of it eventually, w00t! mind you some people swiped entire bags full of skit...
once we got back in glasgow gill took back a top n we spent quite a while in H&M, but me n gillie entertained ourselfs talking about gratuitous violence and the like, resorting to "So, powertools eh?" whenever we got bored/imtimedated by the sheer volume of feminimity going on around us...that wasnt really anything compaired to the wall of knickers we hung around at for a good half hour while the ladies perused the panties...this is where dave took great enjoyment in making gillie laugh with his sore insides...masochists are wierd, sadists however, now their evil...dave loves evil...
oh yeah that riminds me, Gillie; this is what i was talking about earlier;
as always, unspeakable, unlubricated acts upon the human body remain at teh core of my sense of humour...
ANYWAYS; back to the great day...
after going from place to place lookin for a nice lil place to grab a bite to eat for gill he settled in a lil place in one of the old "inshops" places, you know the ones, the mass of old people, the funny smells, the polystyrene cups with the red n blue zigzag pattern the same as the one we used to get on the schools chip bags...i gotsa coffee, gillie n fi got "large" cokes n gill was dissapointed with her overhyped bowl o' soup...i really do go into painstakingly boring detail dont i?...need to quit with the elipsis too...but will i fuck....
from there we went to KFC n hung out while we waited for gills boss to pay her as we drank our free pepsis... "Hey, you really are quick..." "Need a breathmint?" yeah we had fun not doing much really n fiona was quite hyper after her shameless number of free mars delight tasters...after a while gillie n fi left to go home n get thier din-dins so me n gill sat around looking at her prospectus thingies as we continued to wait for her moneys, eventually leaving with cash-in-hand as there was a total fuck-up with everyones pay for some reason...
its now some time after six n daryn still aint called like he said he would at five to see where the hell i am *grumblegrumble* and so me n the tripple G (no ali, that not a bra-size, sorry) killed time to the extent that it could be classed as "temporal genocide"...by which i meant we went walkies n got chips and cheese the unconventional way...this meaning we bought chips from the blue lagoon and a bag o' cheese from the safeway citystore accross the road, muchos-munchos...after that we went to Waterstones for the dual purpose of getting something to waste money on and using the bathrooms to find out what the ruddy fuck was going on in my pants... you see for the hour prior to getting to the bookshop id been walking around feeling like something was stabbing the inside of my thigh with a needle, not pleasant...no, it wasnt crabs as gill suggested, thankfully, as it turned down the offer of cheese n chips...
we need to use the costa coffee in there more often, tis quite a cool place to hang and chat...
we hauled ass to the UGC at 7 as thats when i was meant to meet daryn....he was still on the bus...in govan...i burnt my insides drinking that much "Americano" coffee that fast...speaking of which its only just kicking nto my system now...how funking conveniant...anyways, we took the oppertunity to find out when the next train for gill was but seeing as there was one leaving in a few minutes she got on that one n i meandered the streets of glasgow for twenty mins till the d-man n andy showed up...
one trip on a yellow submarine with bill murray later and we were back outside the cinema, the film being alright, not fantastic, but alright...
but wait thats not all kids!
we met up with mcmahon at the bus stop after walking andy to central, he was just back from a gig FYI...
on the bus, big G mcquade (sp?) got on at braehead n he chatted to daryn while chris shattered my hopes that our year was the best 6th year, they did waaay cooler things in the theatre than as :( shit we aint even thought about trying to get into the ceiling...
gettin off the bus at an apt time me n D met with Richi, ali n andermonster on thier way back from gillies...you know for a day that i opted not to go into school on i saw quite a fuckin lot of people: will, gillie, fiona, gill, gary, andy, richi, daryn, anderbert humperdink, ali, claire, susan, chris, ricci, amanda and at least 7 other people who i cant remember the names of from school...oh yeah n blair, mefinks thats his name...seen him on the bus...
too much has happened today for me to remember it all...but that was the jist of it...
and you know whats just topped this day off....
ive just found another fuckin cream egg ^-^ w00t!