The wind kissed him goodbye... and then he died.

[ravag3r]

Good news! My profit per paycheck is going to drastically increase! Why, do you ask? Because, thanks to the unfathomable depths of my moronic neuroses, my car's engine has been completely demolished through lack of oil. The cost of a new engine is $1200, which is about as much as my car's worth. I'm still trying to pay back my parents for ownership of the car and previous repairs, so if I tack on this extra cost, there's no way I'll be able to ever pay it.

The rock: not having a car.
The hard place: walking 12 miles to work every day.

I bend over and take the rock. Fuck you very much.