WTF

[ravag3r]

David: I'm going to eat something
Mom: We have fruit...
David: WTF...
David: Do we have any meat? Something that ran and frolicked in life, that now exists to please my cullinary desires?
Mom: We've got some pork...
Mom: *produces a small plate with approx. 2 ounces of freezer-burned meat
David:WTF...
Mom: You can have some eggs, too...
David:WTF...
David:No, seriously WTF???

And my mom wonders why I eat, on average, one meal a week at home...