what is WRONG with people?

Feb 13, 2004 09:43

My roommate finally did it. She had sex in my room, WHILE I WAS HERE. NOT ASLEEP. It might have been the worst moment of my college career thus far. I let her use MY car to go pick up her boyfriend in Providence, I'm letting her use it to bring him BACK there on Sunday, and she repays me by having sex FIFTEEN MINUTES after I went to bed. Fifteen ( Read more... )

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mourningview February 13 2004, 08:24:21 UTC
oh bora!!!!!! im sorry! that must have been the worst ever. its never happen to me but i can just imagine. i would have thrown things at them or just gotten up and left. siiiiiick. ok ill ttyl!!
much love <3

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brotherdroogie February 13 2004, 08:29:29 UTC
that sucks alot. you can always come over and hangout with me

-punkrockdan

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Umm... queenmab101 February 13 2004, 15:34:19 UTC
wow.

You're the new Jill Nelson.) You really should live with her... and Leanne and your current roommate can live together next year.

See...I've never had this problem before... that's the advantage of having your own apartment.) Might I suggest for next time, since she's obviously ok with violating the unspoken don't have sex in the room while I'm in it-clause of the roommate pact... start immitating the sounds you hear while you're in bed. Maybe that'll be too subtle though... you can make a total spectacle of yourself.)

"Are you guys having sex?!?"
"Did (fill in your roommate's name) tell you about the chylamidia? Totally treatable though."
"Don't go and get pregnant now!!"
and the ever popular, "God, you're tiny/huge!"

Fucking cunts! oh sorry... Kaunts.)

I'm off to bake cookies for girl's night. woot woot!

-Gina.)

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Re: Umm... raula February 14 2004, 08:29:30 UTC
Those are some good examples, I'll remember those for next time (which will undoubtedly be before the weekends over).

And the roommate switch thing....we've already thought about that. I think everyone would be a lot happier that way. Unfortunetly, Jill and I are just far too polite, so we cant kick 'em out.

Such is the curse of good people. :)

Can't wait for tonight! Wicked cool that you're coming. And even more cool that you're bringing cookies! Aha!

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closemyeyes February 13 2004, 22:27:27 UTC
me and sarah used to have sex in the room all the time while my roommate was there. i figured it was ok once i realized that he would masturbate while i was in the room.

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Re: raula February 14 2004, 08:32:59 UTC
I actually thought of that when this all happened, and how messed up your roommate is that he let you do as often as you did.

I'm just thankful that we don't have bunk beds.

Peeeeace oooouuut

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