My roommate finally did it. She had sex in my room, WHILE I WAS HERE. NOT ASLEEP. It might have been the worst moment of my college career thus far. I let her use MY car to go pick up her boyfriend in Providence, I'm letting her use it to bring him BACK there on Sunday, and she repays me by having sex FIFTEEN MINUTES after I went to bed. Fifteen
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much love <3
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-punkrockdan
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You're the new Jill Nelson.) You really should live with her... and Leanne and your current roommate can live together next year.
See...I've never had this problem before... that's the advantage of having your own apartment.) Might I suggest for next time, since she's obviously ok with violating the unspoken don't have sex in the room while I'm in it-clause of the roommate pact... start immitating the sounds you hear while you're in bed. Maybe that'll be too subtle though... you can make a total spectacle of yourself.)
"Are you guys having sex?!?"
"Did (fill in your roommate's name) tell you about the chylamidia? Totally treatable though."
"Don't go and get pregnant now!!"
and the ever popular, "God, you're tiny/huge!"
Fucking cunts! oh sorry... Kaunts.)
I'm off to bake cookies for girl's night. woot woot!
-Gina.)
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And the roommate switch thing....we've already thought about that. I think everyone would be a lot happier that way. Unfortunetly, Jill and I are just far too polite, so we cant kick 'em out.
Such is the curse of good people. :)
Can't wait for tonight! Wicked cool that you're coming. And even more cool that you're bringing cookies! Aha!
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I'm just thankful that we don't have bunk beds.
Peeeeace oooouuut
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