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My penis is missing.
Sorry...random King Hippo outburst. But there was a man in my city who just chopped off the penii of two teenage boys (ages 14 and 16) because they stole his ATM card while working as house painters and spent about $1,200 of his money. He lopped the members into a dirty canal somewhere so the boys will be eunuchs for the rest of their life. The police only found out about it because the man's neighbours tipped them off. Poor, poor boys.
In Thailand, women like to cut off the penii of their adultering husbands and feed them to the ducks. I don't know why. Cho insists it's because "duck" sounds like "dick", but that's only true in English. The Thai words for "duck" and "fuck" rhyme though, so maybe that's the connection.
I've almost finished Part I of my novel, so I might make it public soon...okay, to the couple people who would read it. I could use some brutal constructive criticism, so be on the lookout for the first dozen chapters invading your mailbox if you want it.
Sorry...random King Hippo outburst. But there was a man in my city who just chopped off the penii of two teenage boys (ages 14 and 16) because they stole his ATM card while working as house painters and spent about $1,200 of his money. He lopped the members into a dirty canal somewhere so the boys will be eunuchs for the rest of their life. The police only found out about it because the man's neighbours tipped them off. Poor, poor boys.
In Thailand, women like to cut off the penii of their adultering husbands and feed them to the ducks. I don't know why. Cho insists it's because "duck" sounds like "dick", but that's only true in English. The Thai words for "duck" and "fuck" rhyme though, so maybe that's the connection.
I've almost finished Part I of my novel, so I might make it public soon...okay, to the couple people who would read it. I could use some brutal constructive criticism, so be on the lookout for the first dozen chapters invading your mailbox if you want it.