Some Fun Quotes
One cannot simultaneously "uphold" and "wipe their ass" with the Constitution.
Gandhi replied, "Oh, I don't reject your Christ. I love your Christ. It's just that so many of you Christians are so unlike your Christ."
We must defeat them over there, or they'll follow us home ... hide under our beds ... and grab us by the ankles when we get up to pee.
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who....never learned how to walk forward. -FDR