So Dick Cheney Got a Heart Transplant and ........
For readers in other countries: Dick Cheney was the scariest Vice President we ever had. I still remember watching his speech in which he personally "announced" that we were going to war with Iraq in a completely dead voice as if we were sending soldiers off to a picnic. Cold as a zombie, that man, with a voice like Voldemort. Which explains why so many dark jokes came to mind this weekend when Cheney received a heart transplant.
Confused by news of Dick Cheney's heart "transplant." That implies he had one before.
~ Salman Rushdie on Twitter
Dick Cheney now has a heart - still 1 horcrux left.
~ Writer Allen Varney on Twitter
Cheney's only remaining medical problem is no reflection when he looks in the mirror.
~ Journalism Professor, Dan Kennedy, on Twitter
"Vice President Dick Cheney Still Undead"
~ Title of post on the blog Wonkette
BREAKING RUMOR: Romney offers his heart to Cheney for next transplant in return for endorsement.
~ Roger Simon of Politico on Twitter
Dick Cheney has a new heart. Coincidentally, the Tin Man was found with an axe buried in his face. Hey- it was a hunting accident!
~ Artist Koobooki on Twitter
I wish Dick Cheney a full recovery & pray that the new heart is from an undocumented Mexican Socialist Muslim Pacifist.
~ John Fugelsang on Twitter
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During the transplant the surgeon's hands were briefly transformed into black leathery claws while fumes of sulphur swirled through the operating theater. You don't often see that.
~ Comment by docterry6973 on Wonkette
Congratulations to Dick Cheney for getting this done before the death panel takes over.
~ Slate reporter Dave Weigel on Twitter
Dick Cheney gets new heart! Not to be confused with compassion.
~ Albert Brooks on Twitter quoted by USA Today
I wonder how Fox News would handle it if it turned out Cheney's new heart was from Kenya.
~ Andy Borowitz on Twitter
"Cheney Gets Heart: No Word Yet When Other Republican Leaders Will Get One"
~ Headline on an Essay by Pat LaMarche Here
Cheney Gets Heart Transplant. They took the old one to a toxic waste site where it was rejected.
~ Comedian Sandra Bernhard on Twitter
It took so long for Cheney to find a donor because his heart was two sizes too small and they had to wait until the Grinch died.
~ Paul on Twitter
Confused by news of Dick Cheney's heart "transplant." That implies he had one before.
~ Salman Rushdie on Twitter
Dick Cheney now has a heart - still 1 horcrux left.
~ Writer Allen Varney on Twitter
Cheney's only remaining medical problem is no reflection when he looks in the mirror.
~ Journalism Professor, Dan Kennedy, on Twitter
"Vice President Dick Cheney Still Undead"
~ Title of post on the blog Wonkette
BREAKING RUMOR: Romney offers his heart to Cheney for next transplant in return for endorsement.
~ Roger Simon of Politico on Twitter
Dick Cheney has a new heart. Coincidentally, the Tin Man was found with an axe buried in his face. Hey- it was a hunting accident!
~ Artist Koobooki on Twitter
I wish Dick Cheney a full recovery & pray that the new heart is from an undocumented Mexican Socialist Muslim Pacifist.
~ John Fugelsang on Twitter
READ MORE~~~~
During the transplant the surgeon's hands were briefly transformed into black leathery claws while fumes of sulphur swirled through the operating theater. You don't often see that.
~ Comment by docterry6973 on Wonkette
Congratulations to Dick Cheney for getting this done before the death panel takes over.
~ Slate reporter Dave Weigel on Twitter
Dick Cheney gets new heart! Not to be confused with compassion.
~ Albert Brooks on Twitter quoted by USA Today
I wonder how Fox News would handle it if it turned out Cheney's new heart was from Kenya.
~ Andy Borowitz on Twitter
"Cheney Gets Heart: No Word Yet When Other Republican Leaders Will Get One"
~ Headline on an Essay by Pat LaMarche Here
Cheney Gets Heart Transplant. They took the old one to a toxic waste site where it was rejected.
~ Comedian Sandra Bernhard on Twitter
It took so long for Cheney to find a donor because his heart was two sizes too small and they had to wait until the Grinch died.
~ Paul on Twitter