I read them and I laughed. I used to be funny! These are from February of 2006:
Two Names You Go By
1. Julia
2. JuJuBee
Two Parts of Your Heritage
1. German
2. Germanic
Two Things That Scare You
1. Spiders
2. Eternity
Two of Your Everyday Essentials
1. A heartbeat
2. Working lungs
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now
1. Roaming Gnome flannel pajama pants
2. Blue short-sleeved sweatshirt
Two of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artists (at the moment)
1. Natacha Atlas
2. Juno Reactor
Two Things You Want in a Relationship (other than Real Love)
1. Frankness
2. Georgeness...okay, not really. Acceptance.
Two Truths
1. Nothing can progress without change.
2. Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
Two Physical Things that Appeal to You About the Opposite Sex.
1. Smile
2. Eyes
Two Physical Things that Appeal to you About the Same Sex.
1. Hair
2. Arms
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies
1. Painting
2. Reading
Two Things You Want Really Badly
1. A cuddleable pet
2. A new government
Two Places You Want to go on Vacation
1. Australia
2. Japan
Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die
1. Live in another country
2. Lose some weight
Two Ways That You are Stereotyped
1. Brainless chatterbox
2. Overemotional, mind-game-playing woman
Two Things You Are Thinking About Now
1. I wish Gabe would stop eating every piece of snack food in the house.
2. What should I make for supper?
Two Stores You Shop At
1. Lane Bryant (when I can afford it)
2. New Pioneer Co-op
Two favorite web sites
1. www.penny-arcade.com
2. www.giantitp.com
Two cars you owned
1. Powder-blue 1985 Chevy Citation
2. White 1992 Chrystler New Yorker (salon editon..whee!)
Two pets you have
1. Balthazaar Dragon-eyes, Dwarf Hamster of Doom!
2. we used to have rats..Sasha, Mina, Bella, Kira, Ame, Yume, Penny, and Mukluk.
Two Sports ....in the spirit of the Winter Olympics....
1. Figure skating
2. Hockey
Two People who will fill this out
1. Someone
2. Someone else
Two things you did last nite
1. Hung out with Jerryn and [info]prince_aries, watching Donnie Darko.
2. Watched the Olympics with Gabe.
Two shows you like to watch
1. The Daily Show
2. Iron Chef
Two places you like to go "out" to
1. Go....."out"? Do I do that anymore?
2. um...Boston's?
I think I need to go "out" more..
This meme janked from [info]msmoon
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what did you think?
Is my second chin disappearing yet?
2. How much cash do you have on you?
None right now. Pajama pants have no pockets!
3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?:
My middle name. Muaahahahahaha!
4. Favorite planet?:
Mars. Always Mars.
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
Adam & Jolene.
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
....The one I chose as my main ring? Why else would I use it as my main ring? I believe my phone calls it "Chinese Melody".
7. What shirt are you wearing?
A short-sleeved blue sweatshirt my mom bought me back in 1998.
8. Do you "label" yourself?:
Only when I'm joking. I hate labels that are used seriously. When I'm in the mood, I label myself "nerd".
9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing now:
"Air"...I wear no shoes whilst lounging about the house!
10. Bright or Dark Room?
Depends; which room are you talking about? I like bright rooms to read or paint in, and dark rooms to sleep in.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
I think she is groovy-keeno and right-on, in a way that doesn't mix with those archaic phrases :).
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping. I had to work this morning.
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
I delete them immediately and don't get that many to begin with. I think it was Jerryn wishing me Happy V-day.
15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
About 2 1/2 hours away, in Ames. (If the 7-11 is even there anymore. There aren't many of them left in Iowa)
16. What's a saying that you say a lot?
"Indeed"..although that's more a word than a saying. For a while I said "Covered in beeeeeees!" a lot, but I got over that. I suppose "Have a good one!" is top on the list...I say that to almost every customer that I help at work.
17. Who told you they loved you last?
Gabe.
18. Last furry thing you touched?
My fuzzy socks. And then Balthazaar. Or does Gabe count? He's got a beard. If it counts, then Gabe.
19. How many days of school did you miss this week?
Every single one! I'm long out of school. I didn't miss any days of work, though.
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
I don't know. How many rolls of film does it take to develop me?
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
*blink* Ice? Dark? Ah, yes...83..that was a very good year. I dunno. That's a weird question. I don't think the good times of my life have been related in any way to what age I happened to be.
22. Your worst enemy?
Drak'kuth, Fire Lord of the Northern Reaches.
23. What is your current desktop picture?
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"Okay, bye!" (on the phone with Jerryn)
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which would you choose?
I'd rather be able to fly, but then I'd probably get locked up in a lab and become an unwilling test subject, so I suppose I should stick with the million dollars.
26. Do you like someone?
I like many people. Liking people is a good thing to do in a world where you interact with so many people.
27. The last song you listened to?
I'm listening to "Shaolin Satellite" by Thievery Corporation right now.
28. Carmen Electra or Pam Anderson?
What am I choosing here? Largest breasts? Pam. Most dropped out of the public eye? Carmen. Biggest public embarrassment? Pam. Most attractive? Carmen. Person I'd rather meet? Neither.
29. If a tree falls on a mime in the middle of a forest, will the mime make a noise?
Yes. It will sound something like "squish/crunch/death rattle"