Overnight organization, Cops, Illegal substances, and Savers all in 3 days
So, Ali stayed the night last night, and we cleaned all night until about 3:30 am. My room looks CLEAN! Organized and everything. It's amazing! She's like a maid she's always cleaning my room, and it's completely voluntary. But anyways, the other night, me and Ali were just sitting in the living room watching TV and the doorbell rings. It's Andy, John, Jake, and Jed. Jake was plastered, and asking me and Ali for blow jobs for the entire night. But we ventured out into the Crack Shack, and we were playing music, and laughing and talking. And they had smoked a little weed too. Then all of a sudden we hear three loud bangs on the door. So I was like "Shit, put out your cigarettes!" and Jake answered the door with a cigarette in his mouth to find the police outside the door. They told us that me neighbor called and complained a few times. It was like 2 am, and they were stoned and drunk. But we got off with them telling my mom, and leaving. It was halarious. I think they thought something worst was going on though, because when they walked in Ali was sitting in the corner and Andy had his shirt off with his face in Ali's crotch, and I was sitting on his butt with lotion in my hands. But I was giving him a massage. And there was a bowl on the table, and they flashed the light on it and didn't say anything. We were Lucky. So we were inside, and Jake fell asleep, and me and Andy did some pretty mean things to him. We all spit in a condom and stuck it in his buttcrack. And Andy drew a penis on his cheek that said I love Dick. And Cunt on his forehead. Then I put mayonaise in his hair, but my dog licked that off. So the next night Me Ali and Jared went to Savers and bought a lot of cool thit. I got a Tye dye SPAM shirt, a Special Olypics shirt, and some shoes. But yeah that's my 3 day adventure. Later days!