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ratsorizzo

First time

May 01, 2005 21:58

I'm really not sure what i should say here.... but I guess I'll start with a top 5 list ( Read more... )

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paterbudapest May 3 2005, 21:57:10 UTC

Dude, I don't know what's worse, the amount of people that have had sex on the mattress, or the staggering, staggering amount that have masturbated on them.

alls fair in love and strokin' it... gnarlykoolaid May 3 2005, 22:11:34 UTC

yeah... ususally people dont get--how should i say this? fluids on the sheets and matress when they have sex. masturbation is a whole different ball-game.

Re: alls fair in love and strokin' it... ratsorizzo May 3 2005, 23:09:29 UTC

its still creepy, plus, u have no idea who it was, i mean, for all i know, Nixon or someone couldve had sex in that bed, and that is creepy

Re: alls fair in love and strokin' it... paterbudapest May 3 2005, 23:13:05 UTC

I really doubt Nixon would have sex in a single room in Philedelphia. But if he did, he'd probably reason it by murmuring about trickle down economics and then moving onto a different question.

Re: alls fair in love and strokin' it... ratsorizzo May 3 2005, 23:21:46 UTC

it's so disturbingly true

Re: alls fair in love and strokin' it... paterbudapest May 11 2005, 19:07:05 UTC

since nixon is dead it would be more likely that someone had sex with his body in your bed rather than him having sex. or some twisted shit like that. motels are kinda creepier than hotels since it really wouldn't be that hard for some physcho maniac to sneak in and rape you during your sleep or masturbate while sitting on your head. so maybe now we should be more worried about the people having sex or masturbating on our beds currently rather than the ones who did in the past, they are long gone.
-harrison [pillaginggoose].

Re: alls fair in love and strokin' it... ratsorizzo May 12 2005, 17:34:06 UTC

ill stick with notsleeping in hotels

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