AAAR! I be a pirate matey!
So Destin was cool. We had the coolest condo Ive seen. Then I tried to kill myself.
I was attaching the spearhead to a flounder gig and the screwdriver I was using was too big. The screwdriver slipped and the spear went into my face. Slashed across my nose, through my eyelid and cut my lens and ruptured some blood vessels. So I spent the next couple of days on the couch resting my eye. I have a eye patch too. The next day, my cousin Greg got hit by a girl going 55 mph. It flipped her car 3 times and broke her arm. Did I mention he wasnt in a car? He was thrown 35 feet and all he got were minor head injuries and a broken tailbone. So I get home and have to work the next day, but Im violently sick and puking in the trash can at work until someone can get there to cover for me. Either food poisoning or flu.
This is just NOT my week.
I was attaching the spearhead to a flounder gig and the screwdriver I was using was too big. The screwdriver slipped and the spear went into my face. Slashed across my nose, through my eyelid and cut my lens and ruptured some blood vessels. So I spent the next couple of days on the couch resting my eye. I have a eye patch too. The next day, my cousin Greg got hit by a girl going 55 mph. It flipped her car 3 times and broke her arm. Did I mention he wasnt in a car? He was thrown 35 feet and all he got were minor head injuries and a broken tailbone. So I get home and have to work the next day, but Im violently sick and puking in the trash can at work until someone can get there to cover for me. Either food poisoning or flu.
This is just NOT my week.