Got the feeling, power steering
This is the most important thing ever.
I was walking up the stairs of my job about a half hour before close, and there was a man. Not just any man. He was wearing a weird straw hat, and was smoking a cigar.
I was going to tell his dumb ass to get the fuck out of there, but he asked me "are you going to service me?"
I was going to kill this man, but then I looked at his face, and, and, and...
It was my hero from when I was a kid.
DIAMOND DAVID LEE ROTH!!!
Diamond Dave asked me what he has no doubt asked countless groupies, except he wanted a sandwhich.
As he left the store, he did a weird little "heee-bop-skeee-bop-a-doo" kinda skat thing.
It was amazing, and I will have to watch the video to see if that shit was real.
Even tho he was kind of a prick. it was still funny.
I was walking up the stairs of my job about a half hour before close, and there was a man. Not just any man. He was wearing a weird straw hat, and was smoking a cigar.
I was going to tell his dumb ass to get the fuck out of there, but he asked me "are you going to service me?"
I was going to kill this man, but then I looked at his face, and, and, and...
It was my hero from when I was a kid.
DIAMOND DAVID LEE ROTH!!!
Diamond Dave asked me what he has no doubt asked countless groupies, except he wanted a sandwhich.
As he left the store, he did a weird little "heee-bop-skeee-bop-a-doo" kinda skat thing.
It was amazing, and I will have to watch the video to see if that shit was real.
Even tho he was kind of a prick. it was still funny.