girls

Feb 01, 2005 08:33

Jeff: I don't think Im ever going to find a girl who isnt psycho
Steve: It's because they don't exist. All you can do is ask them the two questions. Do they do drugs? Are they an alchoholic? My girl is a fruitloop but she doesnt do either of those two.
Jeff: These days it has to be three questions...drugs? alchohol? Any deadly diseases?
Maybe I shouuld put out a want ad:

Single White male seeking female who is not addicted to any deadly drugs, is not an alchoholic, and doesn't have anything contagious that can kill/seriously harm me. Personality and mental stability are not a factor. :)
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