Dear band I used to love this time last year,
I have fallen out of love with you. It is obvious to everyone that you never loved me (I never thought you would), but I have found another (many others) who mean more to me than you ever did.
You're just too full of yourself these days. And you're always the same these days. There are subtle differences, but not enough to even justify the belief that you have a human soul, much less a working mind.
In short, I have moved on and suggest that you do the same before we begin to bicker and get enmeshed in all those little arguments that only hide the big issue: neither of us wants to be in this anymore.
I hope you have a nice life.
Screw you,
Caitlin
P.S. I can only hate you for
this.