Cleveland...no wait, Canada.
So last night was wild/random...
So it's like 1, 1:30...maybe like midnight even, and we're on our way to pick up a fifth of Jager from Meijer's. We make the unanimous decision that we need to go on a road trip. Cleveland's like 3 hours from here, so we think Cleveland. Somehow we then agreed that we should go to Canada to the casino. Now keep in mind that everyone minus Jake is drunk in the car at the time.
Well we get back to the dorms, cram like 15 people in Andy's room in Dean's and pass the fifth of Jager around because you know...who doesn't like Jager? Well after that's cashed, we leave the party and go to Canada. We find Jake's car, put our 12 pack of Natty Light in it, and make our way to the border. We get to the other side of the bridge and meet the border police. The lady was a fucking bitch...even though it was probably pretty obvious that we had all been drinking. She asks all these questions and then gives Nick a little yellow ticket and tells us to pull aside. Andy and Jake didn't have a birth certificate or a social security card and basically we thought we were fucked because a.) There were empty beer cans everywhere in the car, b.) we had a can of beer left in the trunk, and c.) the whole birth certificate/social security card thing. So we go in the building, they search our car, the lady inside asks for our IDs and asks Nick and I for our birth certificates and tells us to take a seat in this other room. I think we all pretty much shit our pants at that point. The lady asked me a question and I was not only pretty drunk, but also nervous as hell so I stuttered so bad and I think Andy had to finish my sentence for me.
So a few minutes later they call us back to the window where the lady is and she tells us that we can go. Holy fucking shit I thought we were fucked for sure.
We get to the casino and exchange our money, Andy and Nick head to the roulette tables and Jake and I head to the slots. I picked the worst slot machine ever, plus I didn't even know how to play it. I just wanted to play the Price Is Right Slots and the horse races...but both were too far from the roulette tables and I didn't want to get lost in the casino. So I just quit after I lost $5 and watched Andy win like close to $200 in roulette. We probably weren't there more than like 45 minutes. After we left the casino, we got McDonald's breakfast and headed back. Coming back all they wanted was Nick's driver's license. We didn't get back until after 7, I had class at 9. I didn't go. But I had to go to my 10:00, so that sucked. After my 1:30 class was over I pretty much passed out until riiiiight about like 45 minutes ago. Sweet life, huh?
So it's like 1, 1:30...maybe like midnight even, and we're on our way to pick up a fifth of Jager from Meijer's. We make the unanimous decision that we need to go on a road trip. Cleveland's like 3 hours from here, so we think Cleveland. Somehow we then agreed that we should go to Canada to the casino. Now keep in mind that everyone minus Jake is drunk in the car at the time.
Well we get back to the dorms, cram like 15 people in Andy's room in Dean's and pass the fifth of Jager around because you know...who doesn't like Jager? Well after that's cashed, we leave the party and go to Canada. We find Jake's car, put our 12 pack of Natty Light in it, and make our way to the border. We get to the other side of the bridge and meet the border police. The lady was a fucking bitch...even though it was probably pretty obvious that we had all been drinking. She asks all these questions and then gives Nick a little yellow ticket and tells us to pull aside. Andy and Jake didn't have a birth certificate or a social security card and basically we thought we were fucked because a.) There were empty beer cans everywhere in the car, b.) we had a can of beer left in the trunk, and c.) the whole birth certificate/social security card thing. So we go in the building, they search our car, the lady inside asks for our IDs and asks Nick and I for our birth certificates and tells us to take a seat in this other room. I think we all pretty much shit our pants at that point. The lady asked me a question and I was not only pretty drunk, but also nervous as hell so I stuttered so bad and I think Andy had to finish my sentence for me.
So a few minutes later they call us back to the window where the lady is and she tells us that we can go. Holy fucking shit I thought we were fucked for sure.
We get to the casino and exchange our money, Andy and Nick head to the roulette tables and Jake and I head to the slots. I picked the worst slot machine ever, plus I didn't even know how to play it. I just wanted to play the Price Is Right Slots and the horse races...but both were too far from the roulette tables and I didn't want to get lost in the casino. So I just quit after I lost $5 and watched Andy win like close to $200 in roulette. We probably weren't there more than like 45 minutes. After we left the casino, we got McDonald's breakfast and headed back. Coming back all they wanted was Nick's driver's license. We didn't get back until after 7, I had class at 9. I didn't go. But I had to go to my 10:00, so that sucked. After my 1:30 class was over I pretty much passed out until riiiiight about like 45 minutes ago. Sweet life, huh?