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Due to recent tragic events, Emily and I decided tonight at dinner to make up some Beer Pong Etiquette to keep this from happening again.
(Basically we were on fire, got our opponents down to three cups while we still had 7 or 8 and ended up fucking LOSING...sure we lose all the time, but it was at an actual party, not in a dorm. And beating two boys at beer pong at a party would've been impressive.)
BEER PONG ETIQUETTE
According to Julie and Emily
1. DO NOT GET COCKY
2. Emily is always on the right, Julie is always on the left.
3. Do not make fun of Sharpshooter.
4. Please, always wash your balls - no one likes hairy balls.
5. Bitches ALWAYS blow.
6. We prefer black man's penis over white man's penis any day.
7. You bounce your balls, we're gonna swat em!
8. Pee breaks are allowed.
9. If you can't hold your own, go home.
10. Don't ask questions.
Love,
Emily Anne DuCharme
Julie C. Schultz
Thomas Borgula demonstrates the proper way to give the peace sign.