It's that time again!
It's time to learn today's lesson! And to find out what it is, we turn to the Wheel of Morality!
[Sound of a wheel spinning]
Oh Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn, tell us the lesson we should learn!
[the wheel stops spinning]
Moral number 3!
[A sound that muggle-borns and half-bloods may recognize as printing]
Elvis lives on in our hearts, in his music, and in a trailer park outside Milwaukee.
[[OOC: Yeah, Wakko from Animaniacs. :U And yes, Slytherins will actually find a giant game-show style wheel in the common room, with Marion by its side spinning. Go
here to see it in action.]]